20 Things Clarissa Forgot To Explain

Even Clarissa can’t explain everything.

1. How the hell did Marshall Darling get this building up to code?

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2. Why was Clarissa never arrested for jacking hubcaps off all the parked cars in her neighborhood?

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3. Where did she find time to learn C++?

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4. What exactly was she feeding Elvis, her alligator? They eat turtles. Was Clarissa buying turtles and feeding them to Elvis? That’s dark.

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5. Where is Clarissa’s horse?

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6. How many poor infants were locked up inside her trunk?

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7. Exactly what “experiments” was Clarissa conducting when the cameras stopped rolling?

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8. What was going on with this outift?

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9. How was she able to earn a doctorate in diagnostic psychiatry as a teenager? What kind of Doogie Howser nonsense is this?

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10. What kind of parents were the Darlings to allow hormonal teenage boys to climb into their daughter’s window?

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11. What psych ward is Janet Darling currently residing in?

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12. How much money did Sam get from the lawsuit he launched against Miley Cyrus for stealing his haircut?

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13. Who are these old weirdos? Is Clarissa a descendent of Benjamin Franklin?

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14. Why was this woman smearing a glue stick on her lips?

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15. Which section of Home Goods did she get that haunted vanity mirror from?

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16. Which room is Fergbreath walking out of? What mystical bulletin board room exists between the living room and the kitchen?

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17. Was Aunt Mafalda on cocaine, PCP, or meth?

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18. How did Clarissa suddenly get a window seat between Seasons 2 and 3? Who are those new neighbors? WHERE DID ELVIS GO???

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19. And speaking of, where did that staircase suddenly come from? Is Marshall Darling building stairs to nowhere?

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20. But seriously, WHERE IS ELVIS?

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