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    20 Things Clarissa Forgot To Explain

    Even Clarissa can't explain everything.

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    1. How the hell did Marshall Darling get this building up to code?

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    2. Why was Clarissa never arrested for jacking hubcaps off all the parked cars in her neighborhood?

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    3. Where did she find time to learn C++?

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    4. What exactly was she feeding Elvis, her alligator? They eat turtles. Was Clarissa buying turtles and feeding them to Elvis? That's dark.

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    5. Where is Clarissa's horse?

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    6. How many poor infants were locked up inside her trunk?

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    7. Exactly what "experiments" was Clarissa conducting when the cameras stopped rolling?

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    8. What was going on with this outift?

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    9. How was she able to earn a doctorate in diagnostic psychiatry as a teenager? What kind of Doogie Howser nonsense is this?

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    10. What kind of parents were the Darlings to allow hormonal teenage boys to climb into their daughter's window?

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    11. What psych ward is Janet Darling currently residing in?

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    12. How much money did Sam get from the lawsuit he launched against Miley Cyrus for stealing his haircut?

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    13. Who are these old weirdos? Is Clarissa a descendent of Benjamin Franklin?

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    14. Why was this woman smearing a glue stick on her lips?

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    15. Which section of Home Goods did she get that haunted vanity mirror from?

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    16. Which room is Fergbreath walking out of? What mystical bulletin board room exists between the living room and the kitchen?

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    17. Was Aunt Mafalda on cocaine, PCP, or meth?

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    18. How did Clarissa suddenly get a window seat between Seasons 2 and 3? Who are those new neighbors? WHERE DID ELVIS GO???

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    19. And speaking of, where did that staircase suddenly come from? Is Marshall Darling building stairs to nowhere?

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    20. But seriously, WHERE IS ELVIS?

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