Not a great look. Dangerously close to a neckbeard, which should be avoided at all costs.
Beards aren’t a right, they’re a privilege. Don’t half-ass it.
Somehow not as bad as a soul patch, but still tremendously awful.
No. Stop that.
Are you a magician? Yeah, didn’t think so.
Unless you’re an actual mountain man, avoid this. You’ll just look silly.
Pretty high on the badass scale, if you can pull it off.
Not everyone can grow a beard, and not everyone wants to. Respect where respect is due.
Ironic hipsters have sort of stolen this look, but that doesn’t detract from its overall awesomeness.
Awesome choice, if you’re a 1970s porn star.
Difficult to achieve, but majestic and regal.
Long ass beards require commitment. It’s a way of life, and they deserve respect.
A respectable choice for stepdads everywhere.
Hey, it worked for Ethan Hawke in the ’90s.
With the right attitude, chunky sideburns are killer.
Classic. Beautiful. God bless.
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