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11 Reasons You Should Get Super Pumped For Autumn

Summer is over.

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1. You get to layer again.

Adam Ellis

Fall is fantastic because you get to wear extra clothes and cover up that late-summer belly pooch you developed from too many August barbecues. Plus your weird tan lines will have a chance to fade in private.

2. Green leaves are OUT. Time for red, yellow, and purple foliage. The slow decay of Mother Nature is lovely to behold.

Adam Ellis

Also, crunchy leaves sound so satisfying under your feet, and the smell of wet leaves isn't entirely nauseating.


3. Autumn means cozy midnight bonfires! ❤

Adam Ellis

Whether you're stealing kisses with your boo on the beach or summoning the devil to do your vile bidding, a crackling bonfire makes it a night to remember!

4. Fall means Thanksgiving is close, which is great for one simple reason: turkey leftovers for WEEKS, BRUH. YAAAAAAASSSSSS.

Adam Ellis

With any luck, you'll have enough turkey to last you through the cold, lonely winter. Get used to turkey now, because it might be the only flesh your lips will touch until spring, when the hotties crawl back out of the sewers to begin a new mating season.

Adam Ellis

(Side note: why exactly does everyone get crazy for pumpkin spice every year, considering how little we eat real pumpkin? Has anyone ever eaten an actual pumpkin? Probably not. Show me one person who ate a pumpkin and lived. Pumpkins are weird alien gourds and if lattes were made with real pumpkin, we'd all collectively vomit until dead.)


6. It gets dark earlier in the fall, which sounds like a bummer, but think about it: you can start drinking with purpose at, like, 4 PM. Gone are the days of feeling guilty for getting drunk in broad daylight like you did all summer.

Adam Ellis

Fun fact: daylight savings time was invented by drunk twenty-somethings who wanted an extra couple hours a day to get wrecked. Whatever you've heard about farmers is a lie.

7. Autumn is the best season for cooking shows. Our Lord and Savior Ina Garten will probably have entire episodes devoted to obscure squash.

Adam Ellis / Via Our Lord and Savior Ina Garten, the Divine Barefoot Contessa

Martha Stewart will decorate her entire studio space with tiny pumpkins, probably with googly eyes hot glued to them. Giada De Laurentiis will somehow manage to pronounce the word noodle with an Italian accent. Paula Deen won't do anything because she is dead to us.

8. No more reruns! All your favorite shows are returning, plus a plethora of new shows (half of which will be cancelled by November).

Adam Ellis

You'll probably get hopelessly attached to a Jenna Elfman show that will be cancelled after 13 episodes. It'll be replaced midseason with a CSI spin off, which will run for eleven years.

9. All the emotional Oscar bait movies come out in Fall. You'll get super excited, but in the end you'll only see the one starring Sandra Bullock.

Adam Ellis / Getty/Jason Merritt/Staff

By the time the Oscars roll around, you'll lament that you've barely seen any of the nominated films, and yet somehow you'll still be able to accurately predict about 80% of the results. 90% if David O. Russell releases a movie with Jennifer Lawrence in it.


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