2.Green leaves are OUT. Time for red, yellow, and purple foliage. The slow decay of Mother Nature is lovely to behold.
3.Autumn means cozy midnight bonfires! ❤
4.Fall means Thanksgiving is close, which is great for one simple reason: turkey leftovers for WEEKS, BRUH. YAAAAAAASSSSSS.
5.By last winter the mere sight of pumpkin spice anything revolted you, but enough time has passed that pumpkin is new and exciting again.
6.It gets dark earlier in the fall, which sounds like a bummer, but think about it: you can start drinking with purpose at, like, 4 PM. Gone are the days of feeling guilty for getting drunk in broad daylight like you did all summer.
7.Autumn is the best season for cooking shows. Our Lord and Savior Ina Garten will probably have entire episodes devoted to obscure squash.
8.No more reruns! All your favorite shows are returning, plus a plethora of new shows (half of which will be cancelled by November).
9.All the emotional Oscar bait movies come out in Fall. You'll get super excited, but in the end you'll only see the one starring Sandra Bullock.
10.Autumn means early morning fog. You can pretend you're in a Twilight novel! Or a Silent Hill game. Whichever.
11.Oh, and BTW, autumn means we're that much closer to CHRISTMAS. Who says you can't get excited for the holidays in August? Bye.