1. A beard will keep you warm when you can’t find your shirt or pants.
7. Beards completely transform a face. You can go from nerd to distinguished gentleman to badass fisherman in a matter of months.
9. Beards help you commune with nature, and animals will accept you as one of their own.
11. No evening look is complete without a killer beard.
16. Everyone looks approximately 300% sexier with a beard.
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