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    Mar 10, 2014

    21 Reasons Nothing Was Better Than MTV In The '90s

    ♫ I want my MTV... ♫

    1. Because in the '90s, MTV wasn't afraid to be weird with its promos.

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    2. Because there's never been a more perfect mouthpiece of a generation than Daria and Jane.

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    3. Because nobody since Aeon Flux has excited you and confused you at the same time.

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    4. Because there will never be a better broadcast journalist than Serena Altschul.

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    5. Because Kurt Loder was the father you always wanted, and Tabitha Soren inspired you to get out and vote.

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    MTV

    6. Because now The Real World is but a shell of its '90s greatness.

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    Who could forget the scandalous Lyme Disease Incident of 1998?

    7. 'Cause only in the '90s would MTV give a show to a pair of sock puppets.

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    8. What other decade would've offered a safe haven to the messy, alternative trash-person (but actually wealthy, private school graduate) Jesse Camp?

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    MTV

    9. It was always thrilling when Weird Al used his private satellite transmitter to commandeer the airwaves of MTV to play music videos that he wanted to see.

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    MTV

    10. Because in the '90s Jenny McCarthy was too busy making us laugh to preach about vaccinations.

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    MTV

    11. Because Pauly Shore was still relevant.

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    ...even if he didn't shove a tiny Bruno Mars into a pool when he had the chance.

    12. "The Bum Bum Song" was probably the first thing you downloaded on Napster.

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    Yeah, don't pretend you weren't obsessed with this when you were 11.

    13. Because nothing since Beavis and Butthead has been so brilliantly asinine.

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    14. (Beavis and Butthead also taught you which music videos to snark on.)

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    15. Because Celebrity Deathmatch provided a much-needed outlet for your frustrations with vapid celebrities.

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    MTV

    16. And MTV's Spring Break softened the blow of not being able to go someplace warm during time off from school.

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    17. Winter Steele made you want to buy a motorcycle when you grew up.

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    18. Loveline taught you more about sex than any health class ever could.

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    MTV

    19. And Singled Out was the perfect roadmap on what not to do in relationships.

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    20. Plus, The Head helped you cope with feeling like an outsider.

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    21. And oh yeah, didn't MTV used to play music videos?

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