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    Here's How "The Giving Tree" Should Have Gone

    Get yer own damn apples.

    We all read The Giving Tree.

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    It's about a horrible little boy who takes everything from a kind-hearted tree, until she's literally just a stump.

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    And then he has the audacity to SIT ON HER????

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    Well, here's a comic I drew about what the tree should've said to that kid from the start.

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    Or maybe this.

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    Or this.

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    Or this.

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    It's time for trees to stop supporting awful greedy children.

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