23 Gifts You Should Give Your Butt For Valentine's Day
Cherish your butt.
Soft, premium toilet paper.
Probiotic yogurt, courtesy of Jamie Lee Curtis.
Cute new swimwear.
A heart-shaped paper valentine, but turn it upside down so it looks like a butt.
A little petite finger.
...or an assorted selection of buttplugs.
A fist, if you're feeling adventurous.
An ergonomic bicycle seat.
A Brazil Butt Lift® exercise DVD set.
A lifetime supply of fiber supplements.
Some playful spanks.
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