Why You Might As Well Just Date Your Computer Already

    It's time to take your relationship to the next level.

    If this speaks to you...

    and this is a very easy decision...

    You might as well make it official.

    I mean, you do spend hours at a time together.

    And you've gone through the traditional courting stages, like meeting up for coffee after work.

    And going out to dance at a bar.

    Your computer can always make you laugh when you're having a bad day.

    And you have no qualms sharing your deepest emotions with it.

    Maybe you've been with each other for a long time already.

    You fall asleep together every night.

    And you wake up next to each other every day.

    When it's cold outside, you cozy up to your computer for warmth.

    It accepts all your weird quirks.

    And at this point, you practically share the exact same thoughts anyway.

    Your computer even accepts you when you're at your worst.

    You get kind of jealous if anyone else takes an interest in your computer.

    Especially if they might jeopardize the safety of your precious love.

    And if it ever breaks down, you feel distraught.

    As with any relationship, you might argue with each other every once in a while.

    But at the end of the day, you know you can't live without each other.

    Other people might not understand.

    But you know that the passion is real.

    There's no shame.

    Because your love is beautiful, and you should never let anyone tell you otherwise.