Which "Orange Is The New Black" Inmate Are You?
People might see you as a sheltered, naive person, but when push comes to shove, you have a hard edge that brings out your intelligence and power. You have a passion for leadership and know how to stand out in a crowd, yet at the same time, can be down-to-earth and relatable. Keep on keepin’ on, Pipes.
Mysterious, sexy, and a little bit dangerous — that’s you. You have a taste for adventure and danger, and want to bring people along with you on the ride. People may think you are hardened and don’t care about other’s feelings, but at heart, you know that you’re a lover, not a fighter. You draw people in, and they just can’t escape your aura.
You’re almost certainly the most fun-loving member of your friend group, the bubbly one who always helps to bring out the best in other people. At the same time, you don’t mind standing up for yourself and making your opinions known. You are fiercely loyal to the people around you and consider family to be the most important thing in life.
Smart, strong, and with a smile that draws people in, you know how to stand up for what you believe in and will always work to protect the people around you. You have a strong sense of self and don’t often waver from what you think is right. Accent à droite, bitch!
A leader and a parental figure, you have all the tips and tricks needed to keep yourself and your family protected. You don’t have time to take bullshit from anyone and aren’t afraid to keep people in line. You’re very perceptive and are always working to make things easier for everyone around you.
You are quirky, cool, and always growing in confidence. People might not always understand you and your interests, but those who do inevitably come to love you. You are willing to do whatever it takes to protect your chosen family, even if it’s not always easy. When people truly get to know you, you blossom.
Although you have a tough exterior, underneath it all, your true passion is for family. You are fierce and protective, acting as a parental figure for those who need you. Your strong personality can be intimidating to some people, but those who really know you know the soft interior that it gives way to.
You’ve had an impulsive past, but have learned to control yourself and make peace with the world around you. When things get tough, you are always strong enough to face reality without trying to beat around the bush. And just because you aren’t as impulsive anymore doesn’t mean you don’t know how to take things into your own hands when needed.
You’re a natural leader and relish the ability to take charge of any situation. Your fierceness is matched perhaps only by your intelligence, and you never like to relinquish either one of them. Although friends are very important to you, at the end of the day, you know that it’s most important to take care of yourself.
Strong, self-assured, and not afraid to take charge of your life — just like Sophia. You may have struggled in the past, but it has led to your current ability to express yourself freely and confidently. People look up to you and your skills, and consider your friendship invaluable.
You’re self-assertive and confident, never afraid to speak your mind or let people know where you stand. Your power comes from within, allowing you to resist temptation and keep yourself focused on what really matters in your life. At the same time, you’ve got a soft spot on the inside, and are always willing to take time to comfort friends in need.
You’re one of the sweetest people around, helping all of your friends to feel close to you and comfortable sharing their inner feelings. Everyone trusts you and you rarely break their confidence. Above all else, love is the most important thing in your life — you give it out in spades and also receive it from almost everyone who knows you.
There’s nothing crazy about you — you’re just unique. And that’s a great thing. You have a creative mind and love art and literature (because, naturally, you’re extremely intelligent). You see the world differently from a lot of people, but they learn to love you for your quirks and insights. At heart, you just want people to accept you — and you don’t need to change to get them to do so, because you are perfect as is. Swirl away.
There is nothing more important to you than your convictions. When you believe something, you truly believe it. You’ve got a love for leadership and have a knack for making your voice heard about issues that are important to you. People may see you as having a tough exterior, but you really just want people to understand your feelings and beliefs.
Although you can be hesitant to open up at first, when people are able to break down those walls, you become one of the most important people in their lives; you have a soft spot under that rough exterior. At the same time, you’re wise enough to not fall for false sentimentality — you like to keep things real, and people do so with you because they respect you.
You may express a tough persona, but when push comes to shove, there’s nothing you want more than people to truly know and accept you. You’re a natural athlete, and your body is your temple. As with your relationships with other people, you’ve learned to keep the bad stuff out. Keep on running.
There’s nobody out there with quite as much confidence as you. You’ve got a strong sense of self, a passion for expression, and a keen awareness of whatever situation you find yourself in. There’s something about your brash personality that draws people in, and once they’re in, you keep them close with your openness and humor.
Although some people think that you are naive, you know that you are simply a passionate person who isn’t afraid to stick up for what is right. That passion and optimism help drive you in life and define your relationships with others. When you put your mind to something, you always follow through, and that’s commendable.