Food·Posted on Oct 6, 201322 Times Your Food Is Out To Get YouWhy won't you just let me eat you in peace, food???by Adam DavisBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. When your ketchup is too stubborn to come out of the bottle. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via info.abcr.com Or if it does come out, there's that gross ketchup water that goes everywhere. 2. When your slush does this. Via inbox.tumblr.com 3. When spinach leaves that weird chalky feeling on your teeth. Via Flickr: sharpteam Which, according to science, comes from how much oxalic acid it contains. 4. When powdered sugar makes you choke and cough and basically tries to kill you. Via sodahead.com 5. When your Klondike bar just HAS to break halfway through eating it. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via youtube.com Even more painful in slo-mo. 6. When the jelly in your donut squeezes out and makes a huge mess. Showtime / Via dextereats.tumblr.com 7. When popcorn kernels wedge between your teeth. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Disney Channel / Via wifflegif.com 8. When the sharp edge of a tortilla chip stabs the roof of your mouth. Via dailydogshow.com Someone needs to warn this dog. 9. When one side of the hamburger bun inevitably ends up smaller than the other so you have to touch the greasy meat when you pick it up. Via Flickr: dongkwan 10. When you're eating pizza and the melted cheese gets all over your face. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via youtube.com And you can literally feel the pimples forming because of all that grease. 11. When your muffin starts sticking to the wrapper. Via bakersanon.com 12. When this white stuff that kind of tastes like a dry spider web gets in your mouth. Via piecer.wordpress.com It's called the "pith," in case you're wondering. 13. When your steak turns out to be mostly gristle. Via yelp.com 14. When your ice cream does this. Via wordpress.com Ugh, I didn't want literal ice. 15. When there's some hardheaded peanut butter that just won't come out of the jar. Via foodielovesfitness.com 16. When candy gets stuck to the wrapper and you end up eating a little of the paper and gluey stuff that kept the wrapper together. Via thisthatandtheotherthang.wordpress.com Cough cough Starburst. 17. The blue tongue epidemic. Via treatalady.com 18. When your milkshake is waaaayy too thick. Via icecreamireland.com Cool, I'm glad I can't even drink this thing that I bought for the EXPRESS PURPOSE OF DRINKING. 19. When your ice cream is so hard that it's impossible to scoop. Via notrehome.com This person literally had to use a knife. A KNIFE. 20. When barbecue sauce decides it would much rather cover your entire face and hands than the chicken IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON. Tim Shaffer / Reuters 21. When all the chip crumbs at the bottom of the bag decide to hide in the corner so you can't get them all. Via Flickr: australianshepherds 22. And this. Via Flickr: kevinandchris THE WORST.