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    These Satisfyer Sex Toys Are Up To 40% Off For Prime Day And I'm 100% Buying Them

    The Satisfyer Pro 2 is 23% off!! Cue: ๐ŸŽถI'm picking up good vibrations...๐ŸŽถ

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    Raise your hand if you need a sex toy, like, YESTERDAY.

    NBC

    Well, I can't time travel โ€” yet โ€” but it's PRIME DAY which means these ~squirt-worthy~ Satisfyer sex toys are 10%โ€“40% OFF and you can get them TODAY.

    Disney

    1. Get 40% off the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Air-Pulse Clitoris Stimulator. This uses a vibrating and suction technology that doesn't actually touch your clit but stimulates the entire area around it for a revolutionary type of orgasm. ~Science~

    Amazon

    ~Cums~ with 11 different intensity settings!

    Promising review: "This is the most adorable and amazing toy! It fits perfectly in your hand or nestled between your thighs. It feels like a vibrating-suction-flutter and the pleasure intensifies very quickly once you find the right spot. Honestly, the third speed does it for me in less than 2-3 minutes. I tried toggling through the higher speeds last time and I wound up flooding my bed somewhere around the 5th speed. This toy holds the charge for a long time which is nice." โ€”Nicole

    Get it from Amazon for $29.95 (originally $49.95).

    2. Get 23% off a waterproof Satisfyer Pro 2 with 11 sucking modes that'll quench your thirst faster than a tall glass of water! This has the same vibrating and suction technology as the previous one, but with a stronger motor for anyone who really likes to crank up the vibrations.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I vote to rename this product 'Orgasmatron 5000.' Not kidding. I was pretty hesitant to spend that much on a toy, but it is absolutely worth every penny. When the instructions say 'it's even better in the bath,' they aren't kidding, and the settings go from what I would call 'gentle murmur' up to 'HOLY #$@%!!' Don't forget to try it on your nipples as well. If you possess a clit, you NEED this toy. Do it" โ€”Amelia

    Get it from Amazon for $38.34 (originally $49.90).

    3. Get 20% off the magnetic charging Satisfyer Vibes Petting Hippo that'll hippnotize you with its six intensity options and rhythms and a flexible inclined tip.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "My girlfriend absolutely loves this. May knock her wand out of first place. Versatile, waterproof, charge last several times, hits all the right spots." โ€”Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $39.95 (originally $49.95).

    Amazon Prime Day is happening July 15โ€“16 this year. Don't have a Prime account yet? Sign up now to be ready to take advantage of all the deals!`

    When you save up to 40% and get 100% satisfaction in return.

    Castle Rock Entertainment

    The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.