22 People Who Need Their Spelling Privileges Revoked

Hey, if you're running Aarons at the supermarket later, can you pick me up some Synonym Toast Crunch?

1. Lactose intolerant

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Well... I'm glad you're tolerant of people whose feet differ from your own, I guess.

2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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I, too, am about to masticate some browned-bread munch cereal.

3. Running errands

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Those damn Aarons just won't slow down. They won't even jog!

4. Past tense

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"You see those tents down there? You want to head over that way, walk past the tents, then turn right."

5. Reason

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Ugh, HATE when my parents get so angry over the lack of raisins.

6. Fulfill

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Perhaps start by learning how to spell fulfill.

7. Self-esteem

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If you have turned into the gaseous state of water, perhaps you have bigger problems than just spelling.

8. C-section

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Although it would be pretty cool to be born in the middle of the ocean.

9. Faux pas

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Tbh I agree about the camo pants thing.

10. Cannonballs

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Jumping into pools > being murdered and eaten.

11. Hygiene

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If you don't have the high gene in your DNA, nothing happens when you smoke marijuana. #truesciencefacts.

12. Hors d'oeuvres

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Costco without hors d'oeuvres is a tragedy, though.

13. Patent leather

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"Pat" is the hot new material that all of the top fashion designers are using these days. Everyone who's anyone knows that.

14. Overseas

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Yes, making money is better than just seizing it from other people.

15. Illuminati

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WAKE UP SHEEPLE: The aluminum industry runs the world.

16. Sour Patch Kids

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So sour, you can't even bear to spell the word correctly.

17. Genre

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Jon Ra is in a music category all his own.

18. Gentle

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Yeah... I don't think your genitals are able to speak.

19. Chauffeur

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Hopefully your dad is showing off faux fur and not the real stuff.

20. Hypocrites

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God, hippos are the worst, always saying one thing and doing another.

21. Stupid

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The irony is almost as thick as the stock being used for that stew.

22. Free as a bird

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Although this one might not be a typo, tbh. #freebeards