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    Posted on Oct 2, 2013

    36 Names That Could Not Be Any More Perfect

    Bravo, people. Bravo.

    1. This Republican candidate for district attorney.

    2. These pet groomers.

    3. This hurdler...

    ...who came in last place.

    4. This racing boat.

    5. This lawyer.


    6. And this lawyer.


    They should work together some time.

    7. This minivan.

    8. James Garfield's physician.


    Whose first name is actually Doctor.

    9. This unsuccessful pole vaulter.

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    10. This hot sauce.

    11. This kid who has some issues to resolve with his classmates.

    12. This postmodern gardener.

    13. This supermarket meat supervisor.


    14. This liquor store.

    15. This lawn care company.

    16. This "gun enthusiast."

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    17. This beer.

    18. Actually, maybe this beer.

    19. This magical Middle Eastern restaurant.

    20. This acne cream.

    21. This firefighter.

    22. This sex-ed trivia team.

    23. This terrible luggage.

    24. This sexually suggestive nail salon.

    25. This OB/GYN.

    26. These barbecue masters.

    27. This sewage removal business.

    28. This sex offender.

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    29. This very blunt toilet paper.

    30. This candle that is a bit too forward.

    31. This tattoo shop that's already preparing apologies.

    32. This sake company.

    33. This Wi-Fi network at a Mexican restaurant.

    34. This optimistic game show contestant.

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    35. This RV.

    36. This promiscuous doctor.

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