36 Names That Could Not Be Any More Perfect
Bravo, people. Bravo.
This Republican candidate for district attorney.
...who came in last place.
And this lawyer.
James Garfield's physician.
This unsuccessful pole vaulter.
This kid who has some issues to resolve with his classmates.
This postmodern gardener.
This supermarket meat supervisor.
This lawn care company.
This "gun enthusiast."
Actually, maybe this beer.
This magical Middle Eastern restaurant.
This sex-ed trivia team.
This terrible luggage.
This sexually suggestive nail salon.
These barbecue masters.
This sewage removal business.
This very blunt toilet paper.
This candle that is a bit too forward.
This tattoo shop that's already preparing apologies.
This Wi-Fi network at a Mexican restaurant.
This optimistic game show contestant.
This promiscuous doctor.
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