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The 23 Most Ridiculous Talk Show Episodes Ever

Because who hasn't been seduced by French fries before?

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1. When an extremely difficult decision had to be made.

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2. The time that this gigantic cotton ball monster was somehow supposed to help cure a woman of her fears.

Um...that shit would just make the fear worse.
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Um...that shit would just make the fear worse.

3. And this terrifying chicken was brought out to do the same.

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4. The time Maury's guest proposed a totally valid reason for why they are not cheating.

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5. And when another guest gave a similarly reasonable explanation as to how they aren't cheating.

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6. When Gregg revealed his deepest fears.

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7. When we explored the Mystery of the Magically Appearing Tooth.

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8. When this woman talked about her unique dining habits.

She eats four rolls, and has four more rolls at the ready to deal with the aftermath.
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She eats four rolls, and has four more rolls at the ready to deal with the aftermath.

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9. When the dangers of Flower-Dwelling Ants were revealed.

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10. When this marriage was discussed.

Does the horse know that you guys are married?
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Does the horse know that you guys are married?

11. This riveting exploration of the workings of genetics.

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12. And this similarly sound biological argument.

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13. The time we learned that everyone has a price.

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14. Whether it's pizza or french fries.

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15. When Helen was ready to SHUT DOWN the hanky panky.

Keep it in your pants, kids.
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Keep it in your pants, kids.

16. When we learned all about Bob's trust issues.

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17. The episode that explored America's lesser-known obsessions.

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18. Obsessions that, whether you understand them or not, are very important to these people.

Actually kind of brave to express yourself on national TV, tbh.
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Actually kind of brave to express yourself on national TV, tbh.

19. When Don told us to refer to him by this completely valid and logical title.

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20. Darren's search for an understanding partner.

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21. When we learned the science behind disappearing condoms. As in, there is no science there.

He's cheating, Crystal.
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He's cheating, Crystal.

22. When Donny did a great job of narrowing down the possibilities of who could be the father.

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23. And when this girl met 50 MEN (50 MEN!) on the internet.

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