Martha Stewart's Easter Looks Absolutely Terrifying

Aww, what a cute Easter bun—OH MY GOD MARTHA.

Posted on

Martha's Easter, however, is basically a nightmare-fueled sequel to Donnie Darko. THIS IS A STUFFED RABBIT. A REAL, DEAD RABBIT. WHY, MARTHA?

this is a real stuffed rabbit sitting on emu eggs and quail eggs and pheasant eggs

Martha Stewart@MarthaStewart

this is a real stuffed rabbit sitting on emu eggs and quail eggs and pheasant eggs

08:20 AM - 20 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Are you trying to terrify the children, Martha? Is that what this is about?

i dont remember where i got the white rabbits but they are so cute!

Martha Stewart@MarthaStewart

i dont remember where i got the white rabbits but they are so cute!

07:33 PM - 19 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Because IT IS WORKING.

an ostrich egg, hen eggs, and quail eggs

Martha says that she coated this bunny/monster in playground sand. What sand, Martha? THE SANDY PITS OF DESPAIR?

big plastic rabbit-brushed w/ glue &coated w/ playground sand-looks as if was carved frm block of sandstone-thx kevin

Martha Stewart@MarthaStewart

big plastic rabbit-brushed w/ glue &coated w/ playground sand-looks as if was carved frm block of sandstone-thx kevin

09:04 AM - 20 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

And this isn't the first frightening Easter Martha has had. Last year, she created this diorama out of what looks like raw steak and the scraggly remains of the fur from the rabbit she probably cooked for lunch.

Martha has been known in the past for her less-than-stellar photo aesthetic, so these terrifying Easter shots aren't too much of a surprise.

Best slow cooked onion soup with baguette croutons and gruyere and Comte cheese melted on top. Garden onions

Martha Stewart@MarthaStewart

Best slow cooked onion soup with baguette croutons and gruyere and Comte cheese melted on top. Garden onions

02:54 PM - 17 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

Dismiss