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Martha Stewart's Easter Looks Absolutely Terrifying

Aww, what a cute Easter bun—OH MY GOD MARTHA.

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Martha's Easter, however, is basically a nightmare-fueled sequel to Donnie Darko. THIS IS A STUFFED RABBIT. A REAL, DEAD RABBIT. WHY, MARTHA?

this is a real stuffed rabbit sitting on emu eggs and quail eggs and pheasant eggs

Martha Stewart@MarthaStewart

this is a real stuffed rabbit sitting on emu eggs and quail eggs and pheasant eggs

08:20 AM - 20 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Are you trying to terrify the children, Martha? Is that what this is about?

i dont remember where i got the white rabbits but they are so cute!

Martha Stewart@MarthaStewart

i dont remember where i got the white rabbits but they are so cute!

07:33 PM - 19 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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an ostrich egg, hen eggs, and quail eggs

Martha says that she coated this bunny/monster in playground sand. What sand, Martha? THE SANDY PITS OF DESPAIR?

big plastic rabbit-brushed w/ glue &coated w/ playground sand-looks as if was carved frm block of sandstone-thx kevin

Martha Stewart@MarthaStewart

big plastic rabbit-brushed w/ glue &coated w/ playground sand-looks as if was carved frm block of sandstone-thx kevin

09:04 AM - 20 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Martha has been known in the past for her less-than-stellar photo aesthetic, so these terrifying Easter shots aren't too much of a surprise.

Best slow cooked onion soup with baguette croutons and gruyere and Comte cheese melted on top. Garden onions

Martha Stewart@MarthaStewart

Best slow cooked onion soup with baguette croutons and gruyere and Comte cheese melted on top. Garden onions

02:54 PM - 17 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite