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How Obsessed With "House Hunters" Are You Actually?

So you think you know your House Hunters? Well, settle into your man-cave, put your feet down on those hardwood floors, and prove it once and for all.

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    The first channel you go to when you turn on the TV is HGTV.
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    You’ve randomly turned on HGTV and recognized an episode of "House Hunters" you’d already seen.
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    You’ve done that more than once.
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    You have recognized a realtor from having seen them on another episode.
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    You have recognized two realtors from previous episodes.
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    Three realtors?
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    You know the trick to determining which house they will pick.
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    But you don’t really care if the show is “faked.”
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    You remember that episode with the guy who needed “comfort-height, elongated toilets.”
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    You remember the episode of "House Hunters: Renovation" with Toofer from "30 Rock."
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    You know someone who has been on the show.
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    You’ve been watching since the days of Suzanne Whang.
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    You really miss Suzanne Whang.
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    The term “man cave” makes you want to die inside.
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    When a couple jokes about how funny it is that a man might need closet space, you cringe HARD.
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    You have heard the phrase “open concept” more times than any human being ever should.
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    Same with “double sinks.”
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    And “hardwood floors.”
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    And “stainless steel appliances.”
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    But actually, you'd really want a house with all those things.
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    You always think about which house you would pick if you were the person hunting that episode.
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    And so you judge people when they pick the “wrong” house.
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    You feel that "House Hunters: Where Are They Now" is the greatest thing to ever happen.
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    Like, you literally audibly gasped when you saw that it was happening.
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    You have considered moving to North Dakota because of how cheap it is there.
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    You know that “Hawaii Life” And “Living Alaska” just can’t compare.
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    "Island Hunters" is OK, though.
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    You yell at the TV when a realtor shows them a house that’s at least $100,000 over budget.
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    When you enter someone’s house for the first time, you immediately judge their design choices.
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    You don't hesitate to tell them how you think their house will do when they go to sell it.
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    You’ve yelled at your TV when people start complaining about paint color.
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    Your DVR is full of old "House Hunters" episodes.
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    You get super giddy and excited when an episode takes place near where you live.
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    You’ve tried to do a basic remodel based on something you saw in an episode.
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    You’ve tried to negotiate your rent based on knowledge of prices you learned in an episode.
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    You’ve designated yourself the official real estate expert in all conversations.
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    You consider 10 p.m. to be a sacred hour.
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    You would turn down plans with friends to watch "House Hunters" at home.
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    You *have* turned down friends just to watch "House Hunters" at home.
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    You have no shame about doing so.
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    You can’t be friends with someone who doesn’t understand your love of "House Hunters."
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    Because "House Hunters" is basically the best friend of all.
 
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