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The Ultimate Game Of "Would You Rather" For "Parks And Rec" Fans

The most difficult game for lovers of the world's most perfect town.

Adam Davis
by Adam Davis

BuzzFeed Staff

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  1. 1. Would you rather live in a world where you are banned from seeing Li'l Sebastian, or one where you are never able to leave Eagleton?

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1. Would you rather live in a world where you are banned from seeing Li'l Sebastian, or one where you are never able to leave Eagleton?
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    No more Li'l Sebastian.
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    I'll live amongst the Eagletonians.
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  1. 2. Would you rather have an unlimited supply of bacon and eggs, or have a unlimited supply of waffles from JJ's?

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2. Would you rather have an unlimited supply of bacon and eggs, or have a unlimited supply of waffles from JJ's?
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    Give me all the bacon and eggs the world has.
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    There's nothing better than a JJ's waffle.
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  1. 3. Would you rather have Councilman Jamm as your dentist, or have to down one 512 oz. child's size soda every week for a year?

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3. Would you rather have Councilman Jamm as your dentist, or have to down one 512 oz. child's size soda every week for a year?
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    I guess I'd get Jammed.
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    I'll drink the soda because even though my teeth will fall out, at least I won't have to deal with Jamm.
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  1. 4. Would you rather have Ron Swanson as a mentor, or have Leslie Knope as a mentor?

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4. Would you rather have Ron Swanson as a mentor, or have Leslie Knope as a mentor?
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    Uh, Ron, obviously.
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    Leslie would be the best.
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  1. 5. Would you rather listen to "Sex Hair" by Mouse Rat 100 times in a row, or spend an entire day with drunk Joan Callamezzo?

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5. Would you rather listen to "Sex Hair" by Mouse Rat 100 times in a row, or spend an entire day with drunk Joan Callamezzo?
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    Mouse Rat 4ever.
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    As long as Joan doesn't try to...powder herself...I could deal with her.
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  1. 6. Would you rather spend a day with Tammy One, or spend a day with Tammy Two?

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6. Would you rather spend a day with Tammy One, or spend a day with Tammy Two?
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    Tammy One, for sure.
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    Tammy Two seems OK.
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  1. 7. Would you rather spend a whole day handcuffed to Orin, or have to follow the same diet and exercise routine as Chris Traeger for two weeks?

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7. Would you rather spend a whole day handcuffed to Orin, or have to follow the same diet and exercise routine as Chris Traeger for two weeks?
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    A day with Orin doesn't seem *too* bad.
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    Two weeks of intense diet and exercise can't be that bad...can it?
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  1. 8. Would you rather lead 15 town hall meetings, or spend a whole week sleeping in the pit?

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8. Would you rather lead 15 town hall meetings, or spend a whole week sleeping in the pit?
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    I'll lead the meeting. The people can't be *that* bad, right?
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    I'll take the pit over having to deal with those psycho townspeople.
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  1. 9. Would you rather have to memorize all of the rules for Cones of Dunshire, or be forced to go up against Leslie in Model UN?

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9. Would you rather have to memorize all of the rules for Cones of Dunshire, or be forced to go up against Leslie in Model UN?
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    It may be a lot to learn, but Cones of Dunshire seems pretty fun.
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    I can handle whatever Model UN threats Leslie throws my way.
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  1. 10. Would you rather spend Galentine's Day with Leslie, or Treat Yo' Self with Tom and Donna?

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10. Would you rather spend Galentine's Day with Leslie, or Treat Yo' Self with Tom and Donna?
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    Galentine's, because you know Leslie throws the best events.
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    Definitely treating myself. I could use a day of massages and mimosas.
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  1. 11. Would you rather sit next to Jerry while he has a fart attack one time, or spend an entire week sitting next to Jerry in the office and he doesn't fart once?

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11. Would you rather sit next to Jerry while he has a fart attack one time, or spend an entire week sitting next to Jerry in the office and he doesn't fart once?
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    Even if he's farting, it's better than a whole week with Jerry.
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    I'd take a week with no farts, even if Jerry will probably screw something else up.
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  1. 12. Would you rather have John-Ralphio and Mona Lisa as siblings, or grow up with Tammy Zero as your mother?

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12. Would you rather have John-Ralphio and Mona Lisa as siblings, or grow up with Tammy Zero as your mother?
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    Mona Lisa and Jean-Ralphio could be...fun?
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    Tammy Zero wouldn't be so bad as a mother.
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  1. 13. Would you rather go party-hopping with Janet Snakehole, or get the chance to solve a crime alongside Bert Macklin?

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13. Would you rather go party-hopping with Janet Snakehole, or get the chance to solve a crime alongside Bert Macklin?
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    I can't resist the allure of Ms. Snakehole.
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    I want the excitement of spending time with Bert Macklin.
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  1. 14. Would you rather talk like Perd Hapley all the time, or act like Bobby Newport all the time?

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14. Would you rather talk like Perd Hapley all the time, or act like Bobby Newport all the time?
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    I'd talk like Perd. Bobby's just too dumb.
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    I'd act like Bobby. Perd gets really annoying to listen to after a while.
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  1. 15. Would you rather not be able to drink anything except Snake Juice, or not eat any food that wasn't produced by Sweetums?

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15. Would you rather not be able to drink anything except Snake Juice, or not eat any food that wasn't produced by Sweetums?
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    Ugh, I guess I'll drink Snake Juice.
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    I'll take the pure sugar of Sweetums.
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