7. Careful with that bowel if you’ve got lactose intolerance.
12. That’s not how I remember learning about WWII.
15. I’d like an oral history of this misspelling.
17. OK well I think St. Vincent’s Clay is perfectly nice, but everyone has their own opinion.
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