1. I has yarn. Yarn is mine now.
2. Naww, he’s practicing to tear flesh from bones.
4. I like life. Life is good.
- It's official: Democratic delegates picked Hillary Clinton as the first female presidential nominee of a major US party 🙋
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a church attack that killed a priest in northern France on Tuesday.
- 🍎📉: Apple's business is declining due to slowing iPhone sales, but the company is still making a ton of money.