1. When you start criticizing fine details of gourmet food while stuffing your face with junk food. foodnetwork.com 2. When you go to six stores trying to find one of the mystery ingredients. foodnetwork.com Argh! Black garlic! Where are you?! 3. When you know Maneet Chauhan will love the dish because it was spicy. foodnetwork.com 4. When it doesn't bother you anymore that everyone is sweating into their food. foodnetwork.com 5. When you starting yelling at the TV whenever anyone goes to the ice cream machine. foodnetwork.com 6. When you know someone is in trouble because they've under/overcooked the protein. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF wtfchopped.tumblr.com 7. When you base your enjoyment on the show purely on whether your favorite judge is in the panel. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF wtfchopped.tumblr.com Apparently, this person loves Geoffrey Zakarian and Alex Guarnaschelli. 8. When you know more about the mystery basket ingredients than the contestants. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF wtfchopped.tumblr.com 9. When you delight whenever Scott Conant starts ranting about raw onions. View this video on YouTube youtube.com 10. When you notice Ted growing resentful for not being able to taste any of the food. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF wtfchopped.tumblr.com 11. When you repress your phobia of large knives to watch the show, EVEN AFTER SOMEONE CUTS THEMSELVES WHILE COOKING. foodnetwork.com 12. When you start referring to brand names by their generic names. foodnetwork.com "Hey, does anyone want some 'Sponge Cake Snacks'? No? What about a Twinkie?" 13. When you tsk the contestants for just crumbling cookies from the basket and putting them on top of the dessert. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF wtfchopped.tumblr.com But that would be a culinary feat in your own kitchen. 14. When you say "Open your baskets" while cooking at home. facebook.com 15. When you keep the lunch lady episode on your DVR whenever you want to be inspired/have a good cry. facebook.com 16. When you just know Chris Santos is not going to like someone's dish. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF wtfchopped.tumblr.com 17. When you have a fool-proof method for predicting someone will be chopped. foodnetworkconfessions.tumblr.com 18. When you start looking at random stuff in your fridge in a totally new way. imaginary-twin.tumblr.com Watermelon, Ketchup, Activia Yogurt, and San Pellegrino in a can. I can make something with that!