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Y’all really expecting Christmas gifts with a Beyoncé tour around the corner?
2.
How can your great grandmother be Queen Elizabeth II and your Godfather is Tyler Perry. Sorry the scream I just let out?????????? 💀💀
3.
White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up 2 black co-workers
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They had Lightskin understudy #1 ready to go, this is crazy https://t.co/cIBvKur6MT
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Mood: when you keep the baby
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You thought he got through on his talents? https://t.co/lvUjHrKPFT
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brush your hair back and I’m being serious https://t.co/ES11tvxJO6
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This is a microagression 😭😭
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Melissa McCarthy’s man is their president https://t.co/AYcDk8rqad
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y’all that AI shit turned me into a slave. no more. fun is over.
11.
*F2F playing* It’s SZA and you’re watching Hannah Montana on Disney Chanel 💖💘
12.
Jolene on her way to take Dolly Parton’s man
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this shit has me SCREAMING 😭💀
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Are bloods allowed to watch Avatar?
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nick cannon is unable to parent properly in 26 different households ?!?!!
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https://t.co/erUukV39Tc
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Me when someone sees me in my “ain’t nobody gonna see me” outfit
18.
This really how Uber pool was back in 2019 😭🤣
19.
Had to make sure the juj was marinating
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Mbappe on the coach home looking at everyone else
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Y’all we weren’t carolling, just a bunch of Black moms having fun together in between bar crawl stops 😂😂😂 Merry Christmasssssss https://t.co/QlOBPEZw9l
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A MUTHA. https://t.co/QgGxDwwu0J
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Was probably a baddie before Papa Bear Derrick Jaxn’d her https://t.co/otEmJK3Wm5
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This is how Mary Mary used to be standing on their album covers: https://t.co/lfgKStZh7B
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Mbappe Picking up his Golden Boot Award.
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you can’t even relax during a pedicure bc you’ll fuck around and be sent home with some rounded toes
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You thought I was giftin’ you?
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The private jet mileage for this might just finish the planet off snsjnxndjdnd https://t.co/FzJYQPMW1N
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the kewchie wasn’t cleaned out and he was on a stomach full of beans. Y’all pay homage to this legend! https://t.co/kGcVpYpzK0
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Football is actually mad entertaining uno, where can I watch it from season 1??
31.
Beyoncé and Janet tour next year? .. how am I gonna pay my rent 😅
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All the best to Diddy and the Diddyettes.
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He’ll fall apart once he finds out what they call trucks in Britain. https://t.co/t7thYXR0wg
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They both waiting on Diddy https://t.co/G5k6jUgPHo
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To prepare for total domination. https://t.co/kneaqpgwjq
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Michael Ealy gon get an Emmy when this is made into a TV movie
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they got the socks and drawls behind glass lord save US https://t.co/udaAISMZI9
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do not get danny zuko from shein!!!!! https://t.co/BGOxu9B2Za
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Morgan Freeman so old he teaching us pirate code. https://t.co/8gnwBxg6Pi
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Slowest method of making curry goat https://t.co/Ez7GTnu89c
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opened that like airpod case lmao https://t.co/CmVOzhSMRS
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was it ever explained why the main character in squid games dyed his hair ronald mcdonald red at the end
43.
me outsinging brandy on have you ever https://t.co/bQP44NiIqD
44.
Clicking on someone’s insta story and seeing it’s their birthday annoys me sometimes. I was relaxing and now you’ve presented me with this info that I feel I need to deal with 😂
45.
me typing out “niggas ain’t shit” tweets even though I’m talking to a man that makes me happy
46.
What tf Ima do with mine? Have it surgically removed?! https://t.co/B6ogmxK1tB
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https://t.co/D13p3mj0P4
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if a person who had plastic surgery die, do yall think the ghost body keep the bbl?
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My mum thinks she’s slick but I’ve beeeen onto her 😒😂❤️
50.
Charlie on a £5 note has been in circulation long before this, just visit Canary Wharf. https://t.co/E6za6E3QQx
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De Bruyne after one night at Quilox https://t.co/xAwe0yZpfp
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You finna be able to smell what the rock is cookin ! https://t.co/COrjWbOisH
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Not me thinking this was assorted meat at a first glance https://t.co/S7Brh88qJQ
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But clearly trappin ain't https://t.co/5SELq4uxc3
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https://t.co/4kWpuOVMdb
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it was nepATEtism!
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the whole tl rn https://t.co/lel71ls796
58.
Lupita posted who???
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They both copying jayda wayda https://t.co/1EMxqsZsK5
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Pandas are so desperate to be extinct yet humans are doing everything in their power to keep them going because they’re so cute 🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/Z9P8R1bnW3
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Applied for a job earlier this week and received the rejection email today. Christmas Day!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 What kind of wickedness is that?? LOOOOOOOOOOL!
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me when the fries are fresh https://t.co/pkrIaTvKm1
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Wearing a Tweetie Bird dress to court is so crazy. Send her to jail too. https://t.co/HDdE6qUBU5
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Never forget your roots https://t.co/bhdWqrFocf
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iphone be like “a year ago today” and it’s your pussy
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Kendrick Lamar when he went to Copenhagen
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he was desperately pushing the workplace affair agenda https://t.co/xmipcSrVFg
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The fact we don’t automatically get off the days between Christmas and New Year’s as adults is criminal. Jay-Z must be stopped.