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    68 Hilarious Tweets From Black Twitter That Saved December

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    1.

    Y’all really expecting Christmas gifts with a Beyoncé tour around the corner?

    Twitter: @CoreyPTownsend

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    How can your great grandmother be Queen Elizabeth II and your Godfather is Tyler Perry. Sorry the scream I just let out?????????? 💀💀

    Twitter: @adorekem

    3.

    White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up 2 black co-workers

    Twitter: @KennyKing_Jr

    4.

    They had Lightskin understudy #1 ready to go, this is crazy https://t.co/cIBvKur6MT

    Twitter: @wholesomefoxx

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    Twitter: @itsKARY_

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    You thought he got through on his talents? https://t.co/lvUjHrKPFT

    Twitter: @WrittenByHanna

    7.

    brush your hair back and I’m being serious https://t.co/ES11tvxJO6

    Twitter: @RiaMolefe_

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    Twitter: @SomaKazima

    9.

    Melissa McCarthy’s man is their president https://t.co/AYcDk8rqad

    Twitter: @LaNoireDe

    10.

    y’all that AI shit turned me into a slave. no more. fun is over.

    Twitter: @quenblackwell

    11.

    *F2F playing* It’s SZA and you’re watching Hannah Montana on Disney Chanel 💖💘

    Twitter: @manonsaignes

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    Twitter: @CAdreamboy

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    Twitter: @LindseyCreated

    14.

    Twitter: @PrinnyRae

    15.

    nick cannon is unable to parent properly in 26 different households ?!?!!

    Twitter: @amandabb__

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    Twitter: @LexP__

    17.

    Me when someone sees me in my “ain’t nobody gonna see me” outfit

    Twitter: @BigQadi

    18.

    This really how Uber pool was back in 2019 😭🤣

    Twitter: @joshieyamaguchi

    19.

    Had to make sure the juj was marinating

    Twitter: @005e5n

    20.

    Twitter: @Melo_Nin_King

    21.

    Y’all we weren’t carolling, just a bunch of Black moms having fun together in between bar crawl stops 😂😂😂 Merry Christmasssssss https://t.co/QlOBPEZw9l

    Twitter: @NeceActually

    22.

    Twitter: @thatgirlbamz

    23.

    Was probably a baddie before Papa Bear Derrick Jaxn’d her https://t.co/otEmJK3Wm5

    Twitter: @35mmPapi

    24.

    This is how Mary Mary used to be standing on their album covers: https://t.co/lfgKStZh7B

    Twitter: @MelechThomas

    25.

    Mbappe Picking up his Golden Boot Award.

    Twitter: @MilageUK

    26.

    you can’t even relax during a pedicure bc you’ll fuck around and be sent home with some rounded toes

    Twitter: @taeseru

    27.

    You thought I was giftin’ you?

    Twitter: @kvbsxo

    28.

    The private jet mileage for this might just finish the planet off snsjnxndjdnd https://t.co/FzJYQPMW1N

    Twitter: @stefanbertin

    29.

    the kewchie wasn’t cleaned out and he was on a stomach full of beans. Y’all pay homage to this legend! https://t.co/kGcVpYpzK0

    Twitter: @ThereGoTerry

    30.

    Football is actually mad entertaining uno, where can I watch it from season 1??

    Twitter: @capeverdeanvibe

    31.

    Beyoncé and Janet tour next year? .. how am I gonna pay my rent 😅

    Twitter: @iamtycole

    32.

    All the best to Diddy and the Diddyettes.

    Twitter: @itsKARY_

    33.

    He’ll fall apart once he finds out what they call trucks in Britain. https://t.co/t7thYXR0wg

    Twitter: @sivbreak

    34.

    They both waiting on Diddy https://t.co/G5k6jUgPHo

    Twitter: @MrGee54

    35.

    To prepare for total domination. https://t.co/kneaqpgwjq

    Twitter: @slightwright

    36.

    Michael Ealy gon get an Emmy when this is made into a TV movie

    Twitter: @jujoffer

    37.

    they got the socks and drawls behind glass lord save US https://t.co/udaAISMZI9

    Twitter: @munnybagshawty

    38.

    do not get danny zuko from shein!!!!! https://t.co/BGOxu9B2Za

    Twitter: @mcstardently

    39.

    Morgan Freeman so old he teaching us pirate code. https://t.co/8gnwBxg6Pi

    Twitter: @BJStrongArmAHo

    40.

    Slowest method of making curry goat https://t.co/Ez7GTnu89c

    Twitter: @TrillySaySo

    41.

    opened that like airpod case lmao https://t.co/CmVOzhSMRS

    Twitter: @ahsuhitguhstill

    42.

    was it ever explained why the main character in squid games dyed his hair ronald mcdonald red at the end

    Twitter: @ycsm1n

    43.

    me outsinging brandy on have you ever https://t.co/bQP44NiIqD

    Twitter: @branuhq

    44.

    Clicking on someone’s insta story and seeing it’s their birthday annoys me sometimes. I was relaxing and now you’ve presented me with this info that I feel I need to deal with 😂

    Twitter: @_Nicksy

    45.

    me typing out “niggas ain’t shit” tweets even though I’m talking to a man that makes me happy

    Twitter: @faiththegemini

    46.

    What tf Ima do with mine? Have it surgically removed?! https://t.co/B6ogmxK1tB

    Twitter: @CashAppRecords

    47.

    Twitter: @dididon8

    48.

    if a person who had plastic surgery die, do yall think the ghost body keep the bbl?

    Twitter: @jeandeauxmusic

    49.

    My mum thinks she’s slick but I’ve beeeen onto her 😒😂❤️

    Twitter: @Hemah_k

    50.

    Charlie on a £5 note has been in circulation long before this, just visit Canary Wharf. https://t.co/E6za6E3QQx

    Twitter: @chukwucha_

    51.

    De Bruyne after one night at Quilox https://t.co/xAwe0yZpfp

    Twitter: @Shawnifee

    52.

    You finna be able to smell what the rock is cookin ! https://t.co/COrjWbOisH

    Twitter: @BreeAgain

    53.

    Not me thinking this was assorted meat at a first glance https://t.co/S7Brh88qJQ

    Twitter: @LateefSaka

    54.

    But clearly trappin ain't https://t.co/5SELq4uxc3

    Twitter: @Parkour_Lewis

    55.

    Twitter: @JumpShiveSlim13

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    Twitter: @hiphopdrvms

    57.

    the whole tl rn https://t.co/lel71ls796

    Twitter: @fatpussyhex

    58.

    Twitter: @Carl_noWinslow

    59.

    They both copying jayda wayda https://t.co/1EMxqsZsK5

    Twitter: @happyfatma3

    60.

    Pandas are so desperate to be extinct yet humans are doing everything in their power to keep them going because they’re so cute 🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/Z9P8R1bnW3

    Twitter: @Shomicita

    61.

    Applied for a job earlier this week and received the rejection email today. Christmas Day!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 What kind of wickedness is that?? LOOOOOOOOOOL!

    Twitter: @MzJojoB

    62.

    me when the fries are fresh https://t.co/pkrIaTvKm1

    Twitter: @stillnotziora

    63.

    Wearing a Tweetie Bird dress to court is so crazy. Send her to jail too. https://t.co/HDdE6qUBU5

    Twitter: @Brieyonce

    64.

    Twitter: @hiimbobbi

    65.

    iphone be like “a year ago today” and it’s your pussy

    Twitter: @emogangbanger

    66.

    Twitter: @big_business_

    67.

    he was desperately pushing the workplace affair agenda https://t.co/xmipcSrVFg

    Twitter: @inchaosluv

    68.

    The fact we don’t automatically get off the days between Christmas and New Year’s as adults is criminal. Jay-Z must be stopped.

    Twitter: @foreverimbetter