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    71 Tweets That Prove Black Twitter Was The Best Part Of November

    "this adulting shit is wild bro.. everytime i blink i’m paying someone"

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    if you didn’t think climate change was real, mariah is now thawing a full month earlier than experts anticipated https://t.co/ocFppVflfU

    Twitter: @patbits

    2.

    I was so drunk last night I mistook my cat for my headscarf (it was dark). We both screamed. 😭

    Twitter: @ajle_

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    me listening to drake’s album until i heard the line about megan…

    Twitter: @theIifeofsabina

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    My family: u about to go to work??? Me in my work clothes:

    Twitter: @koi_takleefff

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    Y’all must’ve forgot who he was https://t.co/swFrRATwF1

    Twitter: @devPart2_

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    My momma swore up and down she wasn’t my lil friend, now look at her. My lil friend.

    Twitter: @Jameca2011

    7.

    Nick Cannon when he sees a random biracial woman:

    Twitter: @kayinterrupted

    8.

    Drake is always in women’s business. Real Housewife of Toronto.

    Twitter: @Xhakaed

    9.

    My bitch clocked right back in https://t.co/VWORYsLi16

    Twitter: @lmTheReasonWhy

    10.

    “Knotless” is extra, babes you mean platts?? We getting scammed so bad.

    Twitter: @DaricCott

    11.

    Yuh don wa fi see mi tun UNRULY https://t.co/XZs2g0b3Kc

    Twitter: @Zvbear

    12.

    Remember when Fanta Fruit Twist hit the streets like Crack in the 80’s

    Twitter: @SPARENO1BOOST

    13.

    My grandkids gone wonder why these hanging in the living room

    Twitter: @__Curtdoggg

    14.

    Every tongue that rises against Megan Pete 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/pM3lnmv1iM

    Twitter: @TheBaddestMitch

    15.

    This tweet is 10/10 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Twitter: @mdaixo

    16.

    me waiting for namor to whisk me away to talokan #Wakandaforever

    Twitter: @zara_ovo

    17.

    They be trying to dress this girl like Mariah Carey . I’m convinced . https://t.co/nmOBqS11Zn

    Twitter: @vincsmith

    18.

    Me watching my phone ring bc I’ve already decided it’s bedtime

    Twitter: @tinaqueen_15

    19.

    She doing the Urkel https://t.co/B7ycBFwmAq

    Twitter: @TonyMatrimony

    20.

    Y’all think anything sprinkled with nigg3r glitter looks good https://t.co/BVr5hNDwnv

    Twitter: @7EYRW

    21.

    category is: the “friend” you bring to thanksgiving

    Twitter: @leoxeloo

    22.

    he must have done it at least once https://t.co/K1ph9og0pF

    Twitter: @herdiorx

    23.

    I love a “c*m for me” ass partner. Like imma do that anyway but you want me to dedicate this next one to you? I feel like Usher. This is for you! You! My number one 😌

    Twitter: @GoddessGlock

    24.

    at first I was like wtf and then she brought up the killmonger receipts and I was like wait a min that’s true😭 https://t.co/pbcjbOUxNV

    Twitter: @tojiprint

    25.

    When a man say he like you natural he broke baby He ain’t buying you no hair 😂

    Twitter: @realdrealashay

    26.

    erase replace embrace new face iktr ✊🏻 https://t.co/SEG7YFbGus

    Twitter: @PrinceyPls

    27.

    killmonger got killed by a sensitive king who drinks flower juice to gain his powers, pls be so serious https://t.co/kw2Q8UkIPI

    Twitter: @LittleCharlesTV

    28.

    Everyone literally looked 47 out the womb back then and I dont know why. https://t.co/POujMo9mmS

    Twitter: @GeauxGabrielle

    29.

    Killmonger to Shuri in the ancestral plane

    Twitter: @DMP901_

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    Twitter: @dionnewarwick

    31.

    What are y'all wearing to Twitter's homegoing service?

    Twitter: @brooklynrwhite

    32.

    Twitter: @nuffsaidny

    33.

    It’s ok to smoke but once you start to LOOK like you smoke, that’s where u need to draw the line🙁

    Twitter: @aniyahjenee

    34.

    That nigga really walked into the Krusty Krab talkin bout some “REV UP THOSE FRYERS ☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽” lmfao i’m glad Mr. Krabs threw his weird ass out

    Twitter: @Cindtrillella

    35.

    WADE? In the water??? https://t.co/vtgWcYcjqg

    Twitter: @aimoriac

    36.

    Twitter: @ih8rts

    37.

    i’m still not over this. like 8 billion people and dababy had to cancel his concert bc nobody showed up help me https://t.co/7Z8ofWqQ77

    Twitter: @cursedhive

    38.

    Black people learn one word and run with it. I see a lot of trays and platters. Yall going to stop calling everything Charcuterie

    Twitter: @DarrellTheDon

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    Twitter: @ycsm1n

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    White academics who say they’re anti-racist: https://t.co/z5mhZy2Grq

    Twitter: @VanCarlito2003

    41.

    This that shit they had SpongeBob delivering pizza in https://t.co/YsyRwcNWFb

    Twitter: @K_Dawwwgg

    42.

    Remember when this went quadruple platinum on Twitter

    Twitter: @SoloChills

    43.

    Niggas sneaking alcohol at Qatar gonna be building the next stadium

    Twitter: @awwhalenawl

    44.

    The Oxtail lady https://t.co/0bk3J6JVqG

    Twitter: @SoloDahDon

    45.

    Twitter: @CammyDisco

    46.

    Pork police need to learn that nothing they tell me can ever stop me from eating a bacon sandwich https://t.co/AjwG3BqLVi

    Twitter: @Xhakaed

    47.

    Twitter: @_syfy_

    48.

    this adulting shit is wild bro.. everytime i blink i’m paying someone 😭

    Twitter: @xclaudius

    49.

    Yeen gotta ride with me if you don’t wanna fuck Nigga https://t.co/DlgHcCqNuH

    Twitter: @elitelife_kd

    50.

    Not one bottle a peroxide leff inna brazil https://t.co/ftwNbu1zwR

    Twitter: @paigezxmbie

    51.

    He always looks like he doesn’t believe what you’re saying. Thomas the doubter https://t.co/Ij94Lg0jjg

    Twitter: @ehisilozobhie

    52.

    Twitter: @LastOrgyTwo

    53.

    So Nigeria is just not in World Cup, like at all. They can’t even show up as a surprise act?

    Twitter: @tolly_t

    54.

    “So tell me about the time you did a hate crime …..” - NORE “Well you know … it was Boston … 1986… it was just the times ….” - Mark “That’s hard… GOD DAMMIT … MAKE SOME NOISE FOR BOSTON IN 1986” - NORE https://t.co/lOQrdodCki

    Twitter: @HarlemGetsMoney

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    Twitter: @geauxhomeRAHJer

    56.

    they be saying "it cost $0 to be kind" like being hater ain't free too

    Twitter: @ogm4xb_

    57.

    Twitter: @AmeriKraut

    58.

    Twitter: @tharealcymone

    59.

    Greens gonna taste like Garnier Fructis

    Twitter: @Phil_Lewis_

    60.

    One thing about Japanese people? They have home training lmao https://t.co/PukGMDEgvk

    Twitter: @theashrb

    61.

    Tom Holland and Zendaya if they were nonbinary and did anal https://t.co/DmoU155vPU

    Twitter: @gwenisonline

    62.

    Lol. Jessica was laughing but Niecy was dead ass.

    Twitter: @scriptedT_

    63.

    They really put Chidi in the bad place for having OCD and anxiety skdfsksk

    Twitter: @tiannathewriter

    64.

    Twitter: @septimusajprime

    65.

    Can’t believe this is how we were pulling up to the clurb in 2011 😭 business casual???

    Twitter: @tinnkky

    66.

    we cookin yo shit on airplay rn https://t.co/rcGK8Q6Yif

    Twitter: @hotcheetogal666

    67.

    Kourtney really slapped the blackface off Kim. https://t.co/j6WrA02aRG

    Twitter: @ScottieBeam

    68.

    u think u know a person then BOOM u find out they’re a swiftie. be safe out there guys

    Twitter: @k_illua

    69.

    France did a lot of evil in the world to make sure that they always have a constant supply of great players for their national team

    Twitter: @_Zeets

    70.

    Exactly https://t.co/LuMG3QBnJh

    Twitter: @h_alimaaa

    71.

    Ocean Spray see a fruit and be like “put some fuckin cranberries with dat shit right now”

    Twitter: @nogumhundo