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if you didn’t think climate change was real, mariah is now thawing a full month earlier than experts anticipated https://t.co/ocFppVflfU
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I was so drunk last night I mistook my cat for my headscarf (it was dark). We both screamed. 😭
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me listening to drake’s album until i heard the line about megan…
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My family: u about to go to work??? Me in my work clothes:
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Y’all must’ve forgot who he was https://t.co/swFrRATwF1
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My momma swore up and down she wasn’t my lil friend, now look at her. My lil friend.
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Nick Cannon when he sees a random biracial woman:
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Drake is always in women’s business. Real Housewife of Toronto.
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My bitch clocked right back in https://t.co/VWORYsLi16
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“Knotless” is extra, babes you mean platts?? We getting scammed so bad.
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Yuh don wa fi see mi tun UNRULY https://t.co/XZs2g0b3Kc
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Remember when Fanta Fruit Twist hit the streets like Crack in the 80’s
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My grandkids gone wonder why these hanging in the living room
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Every tongue that rises against Megan Pete 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/pM3lnmv1iM
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This tweet is 10/10 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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me waiting for namor to whisk me away to talokan #Wakandaforever
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They be trying to dress this girl like Mariah Carey . I’m convinced . https://t.co/nmOBqS11Zn
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Me watching my phone ring bc I’ve already decided it’s bedtime
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She doing the Urkel https://t.co/B7ycBFwmAq
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Y’all think anything sprinkled with nigg3r glitter looks good https://t.co/BVr5hNDwnv
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category is: the “friend” you bring to thanksgiving
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he must have done it at least once https://t.co/K1ph9og0pF
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I love a “c*m for me” ass partner. Like imma do that anyway but you want me to dedicate this next one to you? I feel like Usher. This is for you! You! My number one 😌
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at first I was like wtf and then she brought up the killmonger receipts and I was like wait a min that’s true😭 https://t.co/pbcjbOUxNV
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When a man say he like you natural he broke baby He ain’t buying you no hair 😂
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erase replace embrace new face iktr ✊🏻 https://t.co/SEG7YFbGus
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killmonger got killed by a sensitive king who drinks flower juice to gain his powers, pls be so serious https://t.co/kw2Q8UkIPI
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Everyone literally looked 47 out the womb back then and I dont know why. https://t.co/POujMo9mmS
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Killmonger to Shuri in the ancestral plane
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I will be dating Pete Davidson next.
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What are y'all wearing to Twitter's homegoing service?
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Lois Lane was toxic af 😭
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It’s ok to smoke but once you start to LOOK like you smoke, that’s where u need to draw the line🙁
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That nigga really walked into the Krusty Krab talkin bout some “REV UP THOSE FRYERS ☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽” lmfao i’m glad Mr. Krabs threw his weird ass out
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WADE? In the water??? https://t.co/vtgWcYcjqg
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“are you slow” me:
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i’m still not over this. like 8 billion people and dababy had to cancel his concert bc nobody showed up help me https://t.co/7Z8ofWqQ77
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Black people learn one word and run with it. I see a lot of trays and platters. Yall going to stop calling everything Charcuterie
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she’s so real
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White academics who say they’re anti-racist: https://t.co/z5mhZy2Grq
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This that shit they had SpongeBob delivering pizza in https://t.co/YsyRwcNWFb
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Remember when this went quadruple platinum on Twitter
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Niggas sneaking alcohol at Qatar gonna be building the next stadium
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The Oxtail lady https://t.co/0bk3J6JVqG
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WE WAS TARGARYENS! https://t.co/eembDnYFav
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Pork police need to learn that nothing they tell me can ever stop me from eating a bacon sandwich https://t.co/AjwG3BqLVi
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You say? https://t.co/GC5gss7EnE
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this adulting shit is wild bro.. everytime i blink i’m paying someone 😭
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Yeen gotta ride with me if you don’t wanna fuck Nigga https://t.co/DlgHcCqNuH
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Not one bottle a peroxide leff inna brazil https://t.co/ftwNbu1zwR
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He always looks like he doesn’t believe what you’re saying. Thomas the doubter https://t.co/Ij94Lg0jjg
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https://t.co/eMfoWnBCId
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So Nigeria is just not in World Cup, like at all. They can’t even show up as a surprise act?
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“So tell me about the time you did a hate crime …..” - NORE “Well you know … it was Boston … 1986… it was just the times ….” - Mark “That’s hard… GOD DAMMIT … MAKE SOME NOISE FOR BOSTON IN 1986” - NORE https://t.co/lOQrdodCki
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they be saying "it cost $0 to be kind" like being hater ain't free too
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all y'all do is play 😭😭
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🤣🤣🤣 crying fr.
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Greens gonna taste like Garnier Fructis
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One thing about Japanese people? They have home training lmao https://t.co/PukGMDEgvk
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Tom Holland and Zendaya if they were nonbinary and did anal https://t.co/DmoU155vPU
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Lol. Jessica was laughing but Niecy was dead ass.
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They really put Chidi in the bad place for having OCD and anxiety skdfsksk
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Knife Crime 0 - 0 Gun Crime
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Can’t believe this is how we were pulling up to the clurb in 2011 😭 business casual???
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we cookin yo shit on airplay rn https://t.co/rcGK8Q6Yif
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Kourtney really slapped the blackface off Kim. https://t.co/j6WrA02aRG
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u think u know a person then BOOM u find out they’re a swiftie. be safe out there guys
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France did a lot of evil in the world to make sure that they always have a constant supply of great players for their national team
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Exactly https://t.co/LuMG3QBnJh
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Ocean Spray see a fruit and be like “put some fuckin cranberries with dat shit right now”