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You can only wear this if they can confirm nobody is eating stew within a 5 mile radius of the venue https://t.co/W8xxEqOGC8
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not i ate her up…
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WE GET IT ALICIA … Ah ah I grew up in Stockwell you don’t see me wearing SW8 on my shirt to work #MetMazza https://t.co/LeKuDtFgfP
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The onions on my counter watching me bring home wendys for the 3rd night in a row
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All this abortion & Women Rights talk
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no but my man really conducted his own birthday song 😭
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Someone in California is gonna roll this out in two months and get on Forbes 30 under 30 https://t.co/1cBEGwuy8C
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I just found out that DJ Mustard’s real name is Dijon and I don’t have the words to express how much joy that has given me this cold, dreary Chicago morning.
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The way I once declined a cinema invite, then booked to go to another cinema so I could go on my own. Lights came up at the end and the group were sitting there like “?????” I was even crying as well bc the film was sad https://t.co/yhC6ursDBi
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A woman and her 2 year-old escaping from the Titanic into a lifeboat when the captain said “only women and children”
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I’ll never use a paper straw again! https://t.co/drznx5ouKf
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hold on now https://t.co/4pJwMGP42V
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Dalek: Exterminate Doctor: exterminate yourself you detty pig https://t.co/V0oPxYuxlI
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Man if my daughter does this, security will be escorting me out. Cause imma be talkin BIG sh*t!! 😂🤣
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"Being" and "been" suppose be four unit course for university📍
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Nobody: Me, in the shower washing my legs: I can’t believe they don’t be washing their legs…
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Rare picture of Gunna at the March on Washington in 1963 https://t.co/78LP05e1tl
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Every word? https://t.co/pl5vz1ZRQp
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me listening to “we cry together” by Kendrick Lamar …
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Girl, we've lost like five different civil rights since The Slap. No one cares. https://t.co/K3Rtslry0c
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My mom making me come say hi to somebody I “knew” as a baby
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hopefully they doing a meet and greet so I can ask Tulisa why her dad was in Congo https://t.co/fD9cw0xYP5
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I see why grandma’s get up at 6 am and run their errands and be back home by 9am, this shit alright.
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Nah I yelled when I got to this pic 🤣
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Nobody: Gas: https://t.co/GfUNVk0xWE
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Queen of Genovia waving at subjects as she arrives Cannes
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When you date him cause of his humor and he roasts you on a daily basis 😭
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when you gotta tweet it so he believe you https://t.co/kSZj4iEZp7
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Got electrocuted at work one day, and niggaz still got me saved under static shock in their phone https://t.co/sOmP9dLbs3
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Pentecostal girlies… your time is now https://t.co/c1EMVFthFn
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We teach women to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller https://t.co/cilEEVzwMk
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Slave owners’ wives in the 1700s: https://t.co/y0DFPniB8c
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June is next week? Time flies when your life is falling apart
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When Kandi plays Legs and Hips and Body, what is Destiny’s Child gonna do???? https://t.co/6AgkluWz2L
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Actually, he kept that thang on him! https://t.co/HeMati2qrX
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i remember i got jumped at 10am once. i was confused how them niggaz even linked up dat early. yall had a sleepover or sumn??? https://t.co/Xwn5eE7KDa
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Yes he loved the powder so I thought it was on brand https://t.co/uGbYkFmlGL