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    38 Tweets That Prove Black Twitter Was The Best Part About May

    "June is next week? Time flies when your life is falling apart"

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    You can only wear this if they can confirm nobody is eating stew within a 5 mile radius of the venue https://t.co/W8xxEqOGC8

    Twitter: @LazarusKumi

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    Twitter: @arxhiiie

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    WE GET IT ALICIA … Ah ah I grew up in Stockwell you don’t see me wearing SW8 on my shirt to work #MetMazza https://t.co/LeKuDtFgfP

    Twitter: @MissTeeOfficial

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    The onions on my counter watching me bring home wendys for the 3rd night in a row

    Twitter: @IamHarrison242

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    All this abortion & Women Rights talk

    Twitter: @MOHGLO_

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    no but my man really conducted his own birthday song 😭

    Twitter: @vincentdesmond_

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    Someone in California is gonna roll this out in two months and get on Forbes 30 under 30 https://t.co/1cBEGwuy8C

    Twitter: @ohKAYx33

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    I just found out that DJ Mustard’s real name is Dijon and I don’t have the words to express how much joy that has given me this cold, dreary Chicago morning.

    Twitter: @Basseyworld

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    The way I once declined a cinema invite, then booked to go to another cinema so I could go on my own. Lights came up at the end and the group were sitting there like “?????” I was even crying as well bc the film was sad https://t.co/yhC6ursDBi

    Twitter: @NotAgainBen

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    A woman and her 2 year-old escaping from the Titanic into a lifeboat when the captain said “only women and children”

    Twitter: @MediumSizeMeech

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    I’ll never use a paper straw again! https://t.co/drznx5ouKf

    Twitter: @Simmie_Lynn

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    hold on now https://t.co/4pJwMGP42V

    Twitter: @lledrook

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    Dalek: Exterminate Doctor: exterminate yourself you detty pig https://t.co/V0oPxYuxlI

    Twitter: @StefanFerrol

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    Man if my daughter does this, security will be escorting me out. Cause imma be talkin BIG sh*t!! 😂🤣

    Twitter: @sjs856

    15.

    "Being" and "been" suppose be four unit course for university📍

    Twitter: @Pluggemmy

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    Nobody: Me, in the shower washing my legs: I can’t believe they don’t be washing their legs…

    Twitter: @whoTFisbarbara

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    Rare picture of Gunna at the March on Washington in 1963 https://t.co/78LP05e1tl

    Twitter: @MelechThomas

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    Twitter: @WrittenByHanna

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    me listening to “we cry together” by Kendrick Lamar …

    Twitter: @thegemminiii

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    Twitter: @xamdl4

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    Girl, we've lost like five different civil rights since The Slap. No one cares. https://t.co/K3Rtslry0c

    Twitter: @wagatwe

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    My mom making me come say hi to somebody I “knew” as a baby

    Twitter: @WhoTFissim

    23.

    hopefully they doing a meet and greet so I can ask Tulisa why her dad was in Congo https://t.co/fD9cw0xYP5

    Twitter: @jaquannotjason

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    I see why grandma’s get up at 6 am and run their errands and be back home by 9am, this shit alright.

    Twitter: @prettypetitet

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    Nah I yelled when I got to this pic 🤣

    Twitter: @HoneyBadger10

    26.

    Nobody: Gas: https://t.co/GfUNVk0xWE

    Twitter: @NefertitisOwn

    27.

    Queen of Genovia waving at subjects as she arrives Cannes

    Twitter: @stuckiny2k

    28.

    When you date him cause of his humor and he roasts you on a daily basis 😭

    Twitter: @_Pheell

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    when you gotta tweet it so he believe you https://t.co/kSZj4iEZp7

    Twitter: @hollywood_olu

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    Got electrocuted at work one day, and niggaz still got me saved under static shock in their phone https://t.co/sOmP9dLbs3

    Twitter: @SheedDoIt

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    Pentecostal girlies… your time is now https://t.co/c1EMVFthFn

    Twitter: @ShesAltard

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    We teach women to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller https://t.co/cilEEVzwMk

    Twitter: @KindaHagi

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    Slave owners’ wives in the 1700s: https://t.co/y0DFPniB8c

    Twitter: @nuffsaidny

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    June is next week? Time flies when your life is falling apart

    Twitter: @777jorgeivan

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    When Kandi plays Legs and Hips and Body, what is Destiny’s Child gonna do???? https://t.co/6AgkluWz2L

    Twitter: @Coolness941

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    Actually, he kept that thang on him! https://t.co/HeMati2qrX

    Twitter: @QuehnSaya

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    i remember i got jumped at 10am once. i was confused how them niggaz even linked up dat early. yall had a sleepover or sumn??? https://t.co/Xwn5eE7KDa

    Twitter: @chefkumquat

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    Yes he loved the powder so I thought it was on brand https://t.co/uGbYkFmlGL

    Twitter: @mdaixo