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Which Member Of The Kenyon College Kokosingers Are You?

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  1. 1. What do you like most?

    Chess
    Super Smash Bros. Melee for Nintendo GameCube
    Baseball
    NBA 2K17
    Guitar is the only game I play
    Football
    Soccer
    Riding my Schwinn
    Singing is an athletic event
    Wrestling
    Monopoly
    Pokémon
    Hot tubs and chardonay
    The game of thrones
  2. 2. Which of the following animals do you consider to be your spirit animal?

    Panther
    Platypus
    Meerkat
    Koala
    Elk
    Lemur
    Emperor Penguin
    Raccoon (trash panda)
    Golden Retriever
    Black Bear
    Labrador
    Owl
    Osprey
  3. 3. How do you feel about glasses?

    Great, I'm a hipster.
    Pretty good, I like to look studious.
    I wear contacts.
    no
    I have good eyesight.
    "Yeah, I hate being able to see."
    "A necessary hassle, but a sexy necessary hassle."
    cool
  4. 4. What really grinds your gears?

    Most things
    Minotaurs
    Singing out of tune
    When people tell me I'm a bad dancer
    Nothing, I love everyone and everything
    Car trouble
    The film vs. digital argument
    Inefficiency
    People calling me buddy
    "Uh, well not a lot of things."
    Everything, I hate everything
    When awful people succeed
  5. 5. What best describes you?

    DKE
    Delt
    DPHI
    Peep
    AD
    Beta
    Poetry
    Exeter
    "I'm in Kokes and I play Club Soccer"
    I'm not in a frat
    I'm not joining a frat
  6. 6. Pick one of the options I give you, please!

    Music and I'm old
    Music and I'm young
    History
    English and I'm old
    English and I'm young
    Drama and I'm old
    Drama and I'm young
    Poly Sci and I'm old
    Poly Sci and I'm young
    Film
    Philosophy
    American Studies
    Applied Mathematics
  7. 7. What name would Evan Rasch call you?

    Wine Head-Ass
    Tyrillius Poison Plow
    Trappin' out the Bando
    Sickle cell Rih-rih McClee Clee
    Baxter Buckley, King of Neon
    Boston Phalanx
    Basketballs don't feet
    Suffer Foul Bear
    Farmer Azzup Plankton Drop dat azz down boiii
    Rickity Rackity Clack-ack-ack = Bae
    Daniel Radcliffe is the boy who gives
    Hands on, Hands off, he's got it for the time!
  8. 8. What Disney Princess are you?

    Megara
    Snow White
    Cinderella
    Jasmine
    Merida
    Tiana
    Leia
    Elsa
    Ariel
    Rapunzel
    Anna
    Mulan
    Pocahontas
  9. 9. What would your role be in the Kokes?

    Arranger
    Music Director
    President
    Abroad-goer
    Best Newb
    Vice President
  10. 10. Ah a bear!

    "Run."
    "I'd probably like do the thing where you like hold your hands up and yell."
    "Where am I in relation to the bear, what is the terrain we're on, what kind of bear is it, and what do I have on me?"
    "I do what they tell me to do and I get really big and I get my coat and brandish it about, but you can say that but actually I'd probably run."
    "Shit, stand your ground, look for the nearest rock, throw said rock.. at the bear. If bear continues to approach prepare to begin negotiations."
    "Before backing away slowly, I would try communicating with it."
    Take an L
    "I'd probably try to identify what type of bear it was. If it was a grizzly bear and if it was between 200 and 300 feet of me I would back away slowly. If it charged I would wait to see if it was faking. Sometimes they do that."
    "uh hahaha.."
    "attempt to create a torch using nearby materials and stand my ground, being as loud as possible and waving the fire closer and closer to the bear."
  11. 11. Fav Alc?

    Whiskey and I'm young
    I don't really drink much
    Beer
    Cabernet Sauvignon
    Mixed Drinks
    Whiskey and I'm old
    Mojitos
    Gin
    Tequila
    Weed
  12. 12. Who is your Owl Creek Twin?

    Marli Volpe
    Emily Fritze
    Kathleen Duffy
    Subei Kyle
    Clara Mooney
    Nell Smith
    Bailey Luke
    Maya Luckett
    Claire McPartland
    Madelyn Schneider
    Annie Bonello
    Mimi Freiberg
    Matti Freiberg
  13. 13. What possession would you prize the most on Kokes tour?

    My Nalgene
    My guitar
    My voice
    The Kokes Money
    My tarot cards
    My tie
    My fun time in England
  14. 14. What superhero would you be?

    Batman
    Captain America
    Spiderman
    The Hulk
    Mandrake the Magician
    Beastboy
    Deadpool
    Antman
    Green Arrow
    Superman
    Cyclops
    Inspector Gadget
  15. 15. What supervillain would you be?

    Bane
    Loki
    Dr. Octopus
    The Joker
    The Penguin
    Poison Ivy
    The Riddler
    Mr. Freeze
    Death Stroke
    Lex Luther
    Count Vertigo
    Mysterio
    Carnage

Which Member Of The Kenyon College Kokosingers Are You?

You got: Brandon Rakowski

You are politically charged, composed, and driven. Your daily ritual consists of 5 am runs, reading books larger than all your Quest for Justice books combined, and long conversations with Kenyon alums about relevant issues. You're probably valedictorian and a very nice boy. Parental approval guaranteed.

Brandon Rakowski
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You got: Henry Ratliff

You're fun to be around, you're a nice chill dude, and despite your quiet disposition you like singing crazy loud songs.

Henry Ratliff
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You got: Joshua Aberman

You have a big heart and a keen mind for things like reading and writing. You probably spend your days collecting fountain pens or writing poetry.

Joshua Aberman
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You got: James Hansen

You are just about the nicest and most agreeable person on the planet. You like movies and tend to write long reviews on facebook. You're well informed, open minded, and wise beyond your years.

James Hansen
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You got: Will Barker

You are smart and always on task. You're down to earth and chill as can be. You've got a lovable stage presence and are always up for a good conversation.

Will Barker
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You got: George Costanzo

You are loyal, approachable, and a good listener. People confide in you in their times of need, people always take your advice, and people are quick to get along with you.

George Costanzo
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You got: Spalding Vance

You're an excellent and dependable friend. You care a lot about the music, and even more about the people you make music with. You sometimes tend to spill things.

Spalding Vance
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You got: Austin Cody

You like physics, Star Wars, Super Smash Bros. Melee for Nintendo Gamecube, Harry Potter, choral music, backpacking, and transferring schools every five minutes. You miss Zack Eydenberg and you can probably complete a 500 piece puzzle in under an hour.

Austin Cody
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You got: Zack Eydenberg

You like books, England, and piano. You're soft spoken, clever, and you never fail to provide obscure yet applicable literary references to every situation you find yourself in. Austin misses you greatly.

Zack Eydenberg
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You got: Chris Stevens

You're a super nice person and always give people the benefit of the doubt. You're always open minded and you have near perfect pitch. You spend your days being a DKE, playing baseball, and rehearsing for twelve thousand different plays.

Chris Stevens
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You got: Evan Rasch

You play buckets of guitar and like to call people things like "Magnesio Horton" or "Sauce Wizard". You're a brilliant musician and improviser, you speak from your heart, and you're in touch with your emotions. There is a 65% chance that your best friend is black.

Evan Rasch
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You got: Jibri McLean

You've got a voice stronger than the roaring Niagara. You've got riffs smoother than Middle Path after first snow. You're smart, passionate, highly socially skilled, and you are always there for your friends. You've probably never been beaten at 2K

Jibri McLean
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You got: Jake Smith

You ride bikes and wear cool glasses. You can riff well and you are a great songwriter, arranger, and guitarist. You are the number one jokester.

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