I have the secret of life. You simply crawl into your bed, and you never, ever leave it again.
If you can't say anything nice...be passive-aggressive as hell.
"The 50 State Quarters set? Grandpa, do you think this is a fucking joke?"
My tree could Avada Kedavra your tree's ass.
OMFG IF I DROP ONE MORE THING TODAY EVERYONE DIES.
Step 1. Buy Food. Step 2. Add Peppermint Schnapps.
If loving pumpkin flavored food is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
DAMNIT TOM WHY?! WHO ARE YOU EVEN?
Surge has been resurrected and it's unanimous, we've been given a gift from the gods.