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    32 Legit Roses Are Red Poems You'd Actually Use

    Roses are red, true love is rare, booty booty booty, rockin' everywhere.


    Reddit users took to AskReddit to pose the age old question. What's Your Best "Roses Are Red" Poem?

    1. The Silver Lining Poem

    2. The Poem That Ends In Jail Time

    3. The Poem You'll Never See Eye To Eye On


    5. The Subtly Sexual Pokemon Poem

    6. The Motherfucking Poem

    7. The Loner Boner Poem


    9. The Aggressively Accurate Poem

    10. The Ray Charles Poem

    11. The Joke That Never Dies Poem


    13. The Doomsday Preppers Poem

    14. The Poem That Makes You Question Everything

    15. The Last Laugh Poem


    17. The Lovecraft Poem

    18. The Oscar Gamble Poem

    19. The Not So Happy Ending Poem


    21. The Direct Approach Poem

    22. The Bubba Sparxxx Throwback Poem

    23. The Marshall Mathers Poem


    25. The MILF Poem

    26. The Poem Ain't Nobody Got Time For

    27. The Creeper Level At Maximum Poem


    29. The Poem That Might Actually Get You Laid

    30. The Permanent Pinkeye Poem

    31. The Man Who Has Everything Poem