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20 Hilariously Weird Amazon Reviews Of Surge
Surge has been resurrected and it's unanimous, we've been given a gift from the gods.
In case you've been living under a rock and didn't hear (or are just massively uncool), Coca-Cola released Surge back on the market this week.
JR Stands For No Regrets.
Paul "Can't Stop, Won't Stop" Winker.
This Rebel With A Reason To Celebrate.
The Jim Levenstein Of Sodas, Everybody.
The Guy Who Said What Everyone Was Thinking.
This Future Business Tycoon.
Surge, AKA Miracle Juice.
The Fixer Of Broken Homes.
This Guy Who Saw The Light.
Every Phone Call From September 15th, 2014.
The Man Who Has His Priorities Straight.
This Rom-Com Coming To Theaters Soon.
Big Willie Style Is Forever.
The Story Behind Why Marcia's Productivity Is Killer.
Aron, The Dating Guru This Generation Needs.
Surge Succeeds Where D.A.R.E. Fails.
Marvel's New Story Line.
Sincerely, Trapped In Suburbia.
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