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20 Hilariously Weird Amazon Reviews Of Surge

Surge has been resurrected and it's unanimous, we've been given a gift from the gods.

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In case you've been living under a rock and didn't hear (or are just massively uncool), Coca-Cola released Surge back on the market this week.

"Surge Movement" Facebook Page / Via Facebook: surgemovement

12-Packs have been selling out exclusively on Amazon for $14 a case. Naturally, soda connoisseurs and 90's enthusiasts everywhere lost. Their. Damn. Mind. It didn't take long before people started to share their story.

2. Paul "Can't Stop, Won't Stop" Winker.

Via amazon.com

Paul's logic also extends to eating cereal for dinner. TELL MY MOM, WHATEVER. #CANTSTOPWONTSTOP

3. This Rebel With A Reason To Celebrate.

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I think we can all agree that Major Bill would be a great addition to any party.

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4. The Jim Levenstein Of Sodas, Everybody.

Via amazon.com

Apparently Surge can also be marketed as that father figure you never had...

6. This Future Business Tycoon.

Via amazon.com

Anyone who didn't have to work for a living when this soda was popular empathizes with you, Joel.

7. Surge, AKA Miracle Juice.

Via amazon.com

This is absolute fact. Technically maybe not but otherwise, 100% truth.

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8. The Fixer Of Broken Homes.

Via amazon.com

Guessing the first step to earning his love is to quit playing with bumpers, yeah?

10. Every Phone Call From September 15th, 2014.

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Todd speaks the truth, you can't pick Oddjob every time. Being a guest only goes so far.

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15. Aron, The Dating Guru This Generation Needs.

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You do get older, they do stay the same age, but the prison time gets more severe. So there's that.

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17. The Surgening.

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Somebody pitch this to Chris Hemsworth stat. He's needs some grittier roles.

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