1. Oh god. It's St. Patrick's Day and I haven't done laundry. Via funnybits.mobi Like I'm rolling up on the second sniff then Febreeze test. 2. Nah, it's cool. I work with chill people. No one will even notice. Via padnote.tumblr.com We're all adults here. 3. Haha. No, I'm not wearing green. You have miraculous eye sight. Haha. Via Monica Meyer Captian Obvious called, he wants you to go die in a fire. 4. No, I don't need you to draw on my face with a semi-permanent marker. Thanks. Via animalsarejustlikestars.wordpress.com No, really, gtfo with that. 5. I'm a what? What'd you call me? A wet blanket? How old are you even? Work on your insults, Grandpa. Via ijreview.com Did everyone wake up aged an extra 50 years today? Hard candy and theme t-shirts all around. 6. Did you just make pinch fingers at me? Via smugimals.blogspot.com I clearly saw your index finger and your thumb twitch. You better get to steppin'. 7. You come near me with that tiny little hand claw and I will bite it clear off, lady. Via theverybesttop10.com ~guttural growl~ 8. You're "gonna have to pinch me," huh? Then I'm gonna have to punch you in your stupid face. Via becuo.com Reflexes, you know... like a cat. 9. I'm not kidding, don't come at me bro. Via pinterest.com You got another ten feet and then I can't be held responsible. 10. YOU NEED TO STOP, SIR. Via livedoor.blogimg.jp IS THIS GUY FOR REAL RIGHT NOW? BACK UP OFF ME. 11. Be cool, be cool, be cool. He's not really gonna.... Via rebloggy.com WHAT THE HELL??? YOU JUST PINCHED ME. 12. DID SOMEONE ELSE JUST PINCH ME? LOOK WHAT YOU DID, LOOK AT THE TORTURE YOU STARTED. THEY'RE LINING UP SINGLE FILE. Via reddit.com MY EYES ARE GREEN, YOU DICKS. 13. I feel the fire inside. It's burning bright and it's burning white hot. Via galleryhip.com It's gonna be 0 to 100 on the Hulk Scale real quick. 14. BE A GOOD SPORT? BE A GOOD SPORT?! Via pleated-jeans.com HOW ABOUT I SHOW YOU MY MIDDLE FINGER? 15. OMFG IF ONE MORE PERSON PINCHES ME YOU'RE ALL GETTING DOG SHIT IN YOUR DESKS. Via imgkid.com I need to take the day off. 2016 will be better. 16. But then 5 o'clock rolls around and green beer happens. And you can appreciate St. Patty's Day for what it really is. Via Facebook: LisaFrankOnline BOOZE EXCUSE.