These are all things popular today that kids will be nostalgic about in 15 years.
Coming back home means you get to run into people you hoped you would never see again after you graduated high school.
Tis the season for constant reminders of your loneliness.
All of these may or may not still be on my iTunes
whether you met them online or were set up by a friend, you're about to go out with someone you've "technically" never met.
I'm going to die alone with nothing to show for it but free alcohol of Friday nights past.