"I'm in constant fear... but I'm also someone who watches porn on my work computer. So I guess I'm not that concerned!"
"I would give this MacGyver hack an A++"
"It's black like our souls."
"So, I have to go to the bank in an hour."
"You've probably dissected worse."
"That shit is not normal."
When am I going to get them? Puberty came and went!
Do you not poop?
"I've seen a lot of butthole..."
I had one of these!
"I feel like this is a trap already."