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eBay Auction Alert: "Moby Dick," Typed On Four Rolls Of Toilet Paper
The asking price for the two-ply Cottonelle masterpiece is a mere $999.95, plus free shipping. So you better hurry. There's less than a day left to nab this top-notch bathroom literature before the auction expires. (Truth: zero bids so far.)