12 Frank Reynolds Moments That You'll Completely Understand If You've Been Self-Quarantining
Things are getting weird!!!
1. You got excited at the beginning of quarantine, because your brain automatically thought, "I can play Nightcrawlers with my roommate indefinitely!"
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2. Then you began offering your friends an egg in these trying times.
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3. You have found the value of using a toe knife.
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How else would you spend all of this free time?
4. You've also started making less-than-desirable food concoctions.
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5. As a side hustle, you've started social-distance-selling knives and high powered vacuums door-to-door:
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6. You've also started sewing yourself into friends' couches during their self-quarantines to try and find out if they're talking about you behind your back.
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7. You found it wise to start boiling denim to avoid going to the laundromat.
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8. You've started hanging out under bridges because you tend to get cabin fever from sheltering in place.
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9. You need to let everyone know that if anything ever were to happen to you, that your final wishes are to simply be thrown in the trash.
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10. You've arrived to the point where your friends try to throw you a Zoom intervention for continuously drinking wine out of a can.
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11. You swear you used to be friends with a frog kid, but you find out you made up the frog kid because you were lonely during your self-quarantine.
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12. And finally, you have become nervous from reading the news and completely submerge yourself in hand sanitizer daily.
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