9. Zombie Cat
Pros - Needs little food.
Cons - May eat your brains while your sleeping.
8. Rabid Cat
Pros - Keeps pests away like your family dog or your children.
Cons - Contains an extremely potent form of rabies.
7. The Mad Cat
Pros - Keeps to itself.
Cons - Does not play well with others.
6. Vampire Cat
Pros - Not active during day.
Cons - May suck all the blood out of you while you sleep.
5. The Bottle Cat
Pros - Not highly active, extremely calm.
Cons - Is known to crawl into your ear and eat its way into your brains.
4. Suicide Bomber Cat
Pros - Has firm beliefs.
Cons - May destroy you and your house and most likely anybody near the vicinity.
3. Sniper Cat
Pros - Easily domesticated.
Cons - Owners seem to have random head explosions.
2. Kardashian Cat
Pros - Extremely glamorous and not shy.
Cons - Won’t listen to shit you say.
1. Psycho Cat
Pros - Enjoys classical music and fine cognac.
Cons - Will slowly torture and kill you while listening to Bach and sipping on Remy Martin.
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