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21 Tweets That Will Make You Say "Same" If You're A Person Who Doesn't Like People

"Yes, of course I got your text – I'm just ignoring it. Don't make it weird."

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*looks at Facebook event invite* ME: "I'd rather kill myself" *clicks on MAYBE ATTENDING*

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PROTIP: You don't even have to have anything playing in the headphones to get people to stop talking to you.

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me: i'm so lonely. why doesn't anyone ever ask to hang out?? me: *never replies to texts* *likes being alone*

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"No new friends." - Drake (but also me)

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People who think they can just show up to your house with no warning whatsoever have issues πŸ€”

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Yes of course I got your text - I'm just ignoring it. Don't make it weird.

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FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend ME: generic excuse FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"

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Really glad I woke up early so I can spend more time in bed on my phone

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The most spontaneous thing about me is my menstrual cycle.

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Friends: omg lets go out tonight me: okay I'm down Friends: we're outside me:

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leaving the house with 72% battery for a night out. BREATHE.

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I need three hours to get ready and two of those are me talking myself into getting ready

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I'm in a committed relationship with Do Not Disturb mode.

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just pretended to walk past the elevator so I could come back & get one all to myself

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me: new friendships sound kinda nice brain: ok but consider this................................ isolation me:

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I wrote you a song it's called "stop talking to me"

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When I was a teenager I always wanted to go out, I'd even sneak out of my parents' house. Now all I want is for friends to cancel plans.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight

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I'm terrible at responding to texts, emails, DMs, phone calls, voice messages, and birds carrying letters. I'm sorry please love me still.

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I really need to start answering my text messages as soon as I get them and not two weeks later πŸ™„πŸ˜‚

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wondering how i will ever mantain a successful relationship when there's nothing i value more than alone time

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