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24 Things You’ll Relate To If You’re Not A Student Anymore

"Me at 22: I slept two hours last night, but work will be fine. Me at 27: I have a hangover from eating sugary cereal."

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3. And you can't remember the last time you had a spontaneous nap in the middle of the day.

my bank account says I need a job but my mental health says i need to sleep all day and never leave my bed

Because even though you love them, naps don't pay.


I know I'm slowly becoming an adult because one of the main highlights of my day is when I get coffee


9. Drinking alcohol on both Friday and Saturday night is definitely out of the question.

Me at 22: I slept 2 hours last night, but work will be fine Me at 27: I have a hangover from eating sugary cereal

10. And you think twice about having a night out on a Tuesday.

"This is a mistake" -I whisper as I leave my house


16. So you probably say “we should go get drinks soon” like it's a sacred chant.

just put "text people back" on my to-do list today.


21. You probably haven't seen your best friends from uni in a while because you live at the opposite ends of the country.


So the time you do spend together is incredibly precious, and maybe a little drunk and messy.

23. You are struggling to come to terms with the responsibility of making everyday decisions for yourself.

I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.