If Your Roommate Does These 10 Things, They're Not Your Roommate Anymore — They're Your Cat

They've been acting kinda sus.....

1. You find their hair everywhere

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Like everywhere....In your eyes, in your food, and all your t-Shirts have turned into fur sweaters. Brushing helps, but they seem to only like it when I do it for them...

2. They wake you up in odd ways...

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If you weren't a morning person before, you are now. You now wake up at 4:45 a.m. every morning to them screaming at you to serve them breakfast. If you don't get up, they will sit on your face.

3. For some reason, you can't stop taking pictures of them

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All 256 GB of your phone storage that was once taken up by group photos and artsy landscapes, has now been mysteriously replaced with portraits of your roommate in every. Single. Pose. Possible. You can't help it, they're just too cute!

4. They try to do parkour at 3 a.m.

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You are woken up every morning at 3 a.m. to the sound of what could only be an army of feral raccoons, but in fact, it's your roommate trying out the new moves they just learned.

5. They become a keyboard troll

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You know have to pay the toll of exactly seven head rubs in order to be allowed access to the computer.

6. They can NEVER decide if they want to be inside or outside

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You are sucked into a continuous loop everyday of your roommate scratching the door asking to be let out, only to then immediately wanting to be back inside. This cycle will repeat until one passes out from exhaustion.

7. You are now the proud owner of a bakery!

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Your roommate makes so many biscuits all day everyday. You don't know what to do with them all!

8. They stare at you while you poop

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You now have an audience and feel oddly self-conscious every time you have to use the bathroom now. They will just sit in the corner making eye contact with you the entire time. Sometimes they will even sit on your lap to keep you company.

9. They have the strangest diet

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They will eat the weirdest things from paper to your houseplants. You now have the ability to hear the sound of plastic being eaten from 100 yards away.

10. And they are always sleeping

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They will sleep for 80% of the day, but that's okay because they are the perfect roommate when they take naps.

Hopefully by the end of this, you are able to determine if your roommate is in fact a cat or not. When in doubt just whisper "pspspspspspsps," and if they come running...Boy, do I have some news for you!