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11 Earthquake Safety Tips Straight From The Wu-Tang Clan

Earthquake plans ain't nothing to fuck with. Actual safety tips courtesy of

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1. If you're in bed when an earthquake strikes, stay there. Hold on and protect your head with a pillow.


"You best protect your neck / You best protect your neck / You best protect your neck. You best protect your neck." — RZA, "Protect Ya Neck"

3. Many inside doorways are lightly constructed and do not offer protection.

"The 9th chamber, leave you trapped inside my hallway / You try to flee but you got smoked up by the doorway." — Raekwon, "Criminology"

9. If trapped under debris, cover your mouth with a handkerchief or clothing. Shout only as a last resort. Shouting can cause you to inhale dangerous amounts of dust.


"Spray places, cover faces, beat cases / A big mouth will get your teeth knocked the fuck out." — Masta Killa, "Watch Your Mouth"

12. Subscribe to the Wu-Tang Earthquake Safety playlist:

"Survival got me buggin, but I'm alive on arrival." — Inspectah Deck, "C.R.E.A.M." (Remember to inspect your deck after a quake.)

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