1. Because spelling is the worst.
why are "philippines" and "filipino" spelled so differently it genuinely stresses me out at least twice a month
2. Because this is correct:

3. Because this actually makes sense:

4. Because whoever wrote this poem is a genius:

5. Because we will only be able to understand this sentence through tough thorough thoughts:
Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
6. Because "that that" should be a flaw.

7. Because WHY DOES RHYMING WORK THIS WAY?
The English language is...strange:
8. Seriously, why the hell is this so confusing?

9. We have so many issues with this:

10. Because somehow, this is true:

11. Because there is no way that this actually makes sense:

12. Because numbers are complicated.

13. Because there's no such thing as a rule without any exceptions.
I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour.
14. Because the word "and" can be used five times in a row while still being grammatically correct.

15. And finally, because we'll never be able to explain this:
English is weird, you guys. #amwriting