15 Reasons Why The English Language Makes Absolutely No Sense
Why? Just, why?
1. Because spelling is the worst.
why are "philippines" and "filipino" spelled so differently it genuinely stresses me out at least twice a month
2. Because this is correct:
3. Because this actually makes sense:
4. Because whoever wrote this poem is a genius:
5. Because we will only be able to understand this sentence through tough thorough thoughts:
Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
6. Because "that that" should be a flaw.
7. Because WHY DOES RHYMING WORK THIS WAY?
The English language is...strange:
8. Seriously, why the hell is this so confusing?
9. We have so many issues with this:
10. Because somehow, this is true:
11. Because there is no way that this actually makes sense:
12. Because numbers are complicated.
13. Because there's no such thing as a rule without any exceptions.
I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour.
14. Because the word "and" can be used five times in a row while still being grammatically correct.
15. And finally, because we'll never be able to explain this:
English is weird, you guys. #amwriting