TIP THE ICEBERG!
Raise your hand if you still have 10 online boyfriends you forgot to break up with in elementary school.
In hindsight, this seems a bit creepy and questionable. Yep, something is definitely wrong here. Whatever, I guess that's true love for you.
Throwing your first Club Penguin rager was a huge milestone.
Only intellectuals knew how to catch him.
I have to be honest, I still don't understand what the hell pookies were. If you were a pookie back in the day, please explain to me what the purpose of screaming, "Pwease Mumu!" for hours on end was.
And don’t forget spending hours trying to find secret items in each one.