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Plan Your Dream Wedding In 11 Steps And We'll Tell You How You'll Die

Plan Your Dream Wedding In 11 Steps And We&#x27;ll Tell You How You&#x27;ll Die

Congrats, you got the most boring possible result of this quiz. Although, when you think about it, at least there won't be any pain involved.

Old age

Ooh, that really _bites_. Take a minute to _marinate_ the information, we'll wait. We know it's a lot to _consume_. These buggers are real _bottom-feeders_. Your death will be painful and slow, but at least you'll finally fulfill your destiny of becoming an all-you-can-eat buffet!

Flesh eating bacteria

Let's just hope the toxic fumes make you pass out before the acid gets to your internal organs!

Drowning in acid

Really, you should have known better than to get between Janet and her panini press. Now you're the one getting pressed- into the ground, under the crushing weight of hundreds of deal-hungry slaves to capitalism.

Mauled by Black Friday shoppers

Ah, the macaron. One of humanity's most adorable mysteries. The existence of the macaron raises many questions, such as: what's in a macaron? How do you pronounce macaron? I thought it was spelled macaroon? What's the difference? Is anything real? Why did my father leave me? Unfortunately, you will never learn the answers to any of these questions because you will be crushed by a macaron delivery truck when it skids off the interstate to avoid hitting a mother duck and her ducklings crossing the road.

Freak macaron Incident

While most meteors disintegrate before they reach Earth's surface, a privileged few are strong enough to withstand the brutal conditions of our atmosphere and crash into the ground, killing thousands. On the bright side, you'll have an awesome story to tell everyone in the afterlife!

Plan Your Dream Wedding In 11 Steps And We'll Tell You How You'll Die

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