Promising review: "I purchased this mat in 2012 (according to Amazon) and as of today, six years later, it is still at my front door and still entirely effective in making people laugh (albeit far less effective in encouraging them to actually go away). In 6 years, it has been perpetually rained on, survived several hurricanes, been frozen, and generally abused in every way a doormat can be. It is now a bit rough around the edges; however, it is still clearly legible, isn’t really falling apart at all despite some minor fraying on the corners, and probably one of the longest lasting, cheapest purchases I’ve ever made. This mat is a terrific value for the cost. Six years ago I would have assumed that by this age in life I would be into a more polite “welcome” mat…nah, I’m going to re-order this one again and re-assess sometime by 2024." —smirknsmile
Get it from Amazon for $17.95.