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1.A USB mini fan to keep you calm, cool, and collected even when you get so frustrated that your building can't figure out how to maintain a comfortable temperature no matter what season it is. UGH.
2.A stress ball for when you're feline a little overwhelmed with deadlines and need a way to get the frustration out without just screaming in the office.
3.Some glow-in-the dark tree spirits from Princess Mononoke for when everyone in your office decides to take a summer Friday and you're stuck at your desk.
4.A sticky notepad with spots to write what you plan to accomplish every hour...because it's never a bad thing to be this detail-oriented.
8.The world's smallest vacuum because having to eat a sad lunch desk ~sucks~ more when you spend the rest of the afternoon typing in a sea of crumbs.
9.A tissue box cover – it doesn't take a genius to know this will look so good sitting on your desk.
10.A paperweight that's *probably* more acceptable to keep at your desk than a Magic 8 Ball – it will be there for you when you have to make a really tough decision and need a second opinion.
11.A mug you'll be all fore the next time you need a little mental (and coffee) break to get you through the afternoon.
12.A magnetic poker art sculpture so you don't have to ~show your cards~ during that long phone conference when you just need something to distract you while Karen from marketing keeps talking about whatever she's talking about.
13.A tape dispenser for when you need to ~hang~ in there and get through the week. Sometimes you just need to chill and take it easy.
15.A flamingo float-tea so you can power through the week before you leave for vacation without losing your ~flocking~ mind.
16.A duster you'll have no prob-llama using to keep everything clean. Plus, this little guy is a cute work mascot!
17.A simple modern clock because minimalists deserve to have some decoration on their desk, too.
18.A sassy desk plate designed to give everyone in the office a reason to know that you're funniest and sassiest one in there and you like it that way.
19.A memo holder that'll be a ~dyno-mite~ addition to your workspace. Now, you'll have a place to write the memo you told yourself you were going to remember, but we both know that's not going to happen. You've got to write it down.
20.An honest mug because sometimes it's okay to let everyone know what kind of employee you really are proud of being.
21.An organizer anyone ~wood~ like to use to keep their desk nice and neat and tidy.
22.Some sticky notes that'll help explain to your coworkers why you keep showing up to work in a crown everyday. Duh, you're waiting for Julie Andrews to show up and tell you that you've been a princess this whole time.
23.A desktop tetherball because your days of going to summer camp may be over, but that doesn't mean that the fun can't keep going ~round and round and round~.
24.An action figure of the Notorious RBG who will be a constant reminder that you can handle anything that gets thrown at you during your day...just like she does in the Supreme Court.
25.A pad of paper that'll make you smile even if you've gotten 30 emails in the time that you've been reading this post.
26.Some pushpins that are just ~plane~ awesome. And I have nothing else to say about that.
27.A wireless charger you ~dough-not~ want to not have on your desk. Who wants to leave the office with a phone that's not at 100%.
28.A tape dispenser with a sense of humor because life should be enjoyed, and this little thing will bring you a load of joy.