1. That time he caressed Robinson Cano’s facial hair.
2. That time he meticulously chose which fan to give a ball to.
3. That time he, again, chose which fan to give the ball to.
4. That time the sass just poured out of his face and manifested itself into a smile.
5. That time his sarcasm broke The Tonight Show.
6. This time:
7. That time Derek Jeter didn’t do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge; but the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge did Derek Jeter.
8. That time he sassily ignored Joba Chamberlain sticking out his tongue.
9. That time he told Joe Buck to just get out of the clubhouse.
10. That time he casually poured champagne over Kim Jones’s head.
11. That time he didn’t agree with the call and let everyone know.
12. That time he- not sure- but that sh*t looks sassy.
13. That time he was so sassy he morphed himself into a female fan.
14. That time he ran onto the field and was like, “I have run onto the field now the game can begin."
15. AND FINALLY, the sassiest of the sass, goes all the way back to his childhood days.
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