4. Exhibit Four: The Entire Physique
The petiteness! The proportions! The plump widdle EVERYTHING.
Teacup Pig can never go on a diet. It’s against the law.
And besides, this Teacup Pig is drinking TEA out of a TEACUP. Cuteception and slightly British which Bonus, obviously.
I realize I have been a little less than scientific in my explanations, so I’m gonna lay a formula upside ya head.
Also, I don’t know why I’m talking like that. Teacup Pigs bring out the wanksta in me I guess.
7. BONUS NON-ANATOMICAL REASON: Tutus
This is- I can’t- If I wasn’t a vegetarian before this post, I sure as heck am now.
ANOTHER ADDENDUM: If you support the cute of pigs continuing indefinitely, support the cause of the Pygmy Hog Conservation Programme through the Durell Conservation Trust.
They are trying to save the Smallest Pig Species on the PLANET. (Spoiler: Teacup Pigs can possibly grown into real 300 pound Pig Pigs. Bummer.)
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