1. Hedgie the Perv Via reddit.com He stole his owner's girlfriend's underpants. And he's not giving them back. 2. Hedge fund Douchehog Robertson the Fourth. Via reddit.com Taking selfies with your frat brother is bad hedgehog conduct. 3. Ricky Hobohog Via reddit.com He may or may not have just taken some bath salts. Guard your extremities. 4. Nosferatu Van Hedgsing Via thepoke.co.uk A collar that high is only meant for one thing: hiding your evil intentions. 5. Baby Hitler Heilhog Via reddit.com I did Nazi that coming. 6. Pedito Hogcenia Via reddit.com He is doing very, very wrong things to your guacamole. 7. Professor H Via reddit.com He's controlling your mind. Right now. 8. The Dreaded Frijole Via reddit.com He can just straight up kick your butt. ESL style, beeches. 9. Hedgibal Lector Via reddit.com He hungers for man flesh. Also, some fava beans.