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    In Case You Were Wondering, This Is The Official Definition Of A Sandwich

    Overthinking sandwiches so you don't have to.

    The Atlantic gives the final word on how to properly define a sandwich.

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    These are all undeniably sandwiches.

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    Yum.

    These are too, kinda.

    But what about these guys?!

    WHAT EVEN ARE YOU?

    Even the dictionary is confused about what a sandwich is.

    So let's try to solve this problem once and for all. Let's all agree that a sandwich must consist of two exterior pieces that are separate (or mostly separate) and primarily carb based.

    The filling can be whatever you like, except if it's just a condiment.

    It must have a primarily horizontal orientation and be portable.

    SORRY BURRITOS, YOU DON'T MAKE THE CUT!