The Atlantic gives the final word on how to properly define a sandwich.
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These are all undeniably sandwiches.
These are too, kinda.
But what about these guys?!
WHAT EVEN ARE YOU?
Even the dictionary is confused about what a sandwich is.
So let's try to solve this problem once and for all. Let's all agree that a sandwich must consist of two exterior pieces that are separate (or mostly separate) and primarily carb based.


The filling can be whatever you like, except if it's just a condiment.
It must have a primarily horizontal orientation and be portable.
SORRY BURRITOS, YOU DON'T MAKE THE CUT!

