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    Nov 6, 2014

    This Tim And Eric Commercial For Totinos Pizza Rolls Is The Weirdest 3 Minutes Of Human Existence

    But the tune is so catchy, it will be stuck in your head all day.

    Totinos asked their favorite comedians, Tim and Eric, to cook up some products aimed at helping you live that Totinos life. Great job!

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    Hi guys! Show us how to maximize the enjoyment we get from our pizza rolls plz.

    For instance, why not put Totinos in a handy satchel for easy access on the go?

    Or use your pizza rolls to play a healthy game of chess.

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    Checkmate.

    And why not make some music out of your delicious snack? Boom: pizza sax!

    These pizza rolls are so good, you're going to wish you had mouths for eyes.