Emily Wright, a 31-year-old mum, schools us on when you should approach your wife for sex. Don't worry, she has charts. Educate yourself.
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The whole trick to sex is timing. You need to know the appropriate times to approach such an endeavor. For instance, this chart indicating when the children have gone to sleep is a good place to start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEKtVZ0XX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEKtVZ0XX4
BUT DON'T GO NEAR MUM WHEN SHE'S TIRED! WOAH BOY, DON'T YOU DARE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEKtVZ0XX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEKtVZ0XX4
Now, you may not know this, but how clean the house is also affects your chances of sex.
"Also, remember: If she cleaned the house it doesn't count, because then she's tired... If you've cleaned the house by yourself, it doesn't count because you don't actually know how to clean the house."
Finally, how much wine has mum had?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEKtVZ0XX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcEKtVZ0XX4
