The way we talk about dog breeds is all wrong. We think they occur naturally, when we, in fact, engineer them.
Mutts are actually dogs in their natural, healthy state, and pure-breeding is a form of genetic manipulation.
In truth, 90% of all dog breeds were created in the last 100 years.
Kennel clubs prohibit purebred dogs from ever mating outside their breed, and often mate them with their own parents and siblings!
Even though they're so cute and fluffy and wrinkly and UGH, a century of inbreeding has made purebreds very sick.
So go to your local shelter and get yourself a puppy mutt! They're 100% all natural dog.