Frankly, they were a little worried about this one.
But it was time to move on and look at the Vibraplug, a vibrating butt plug.
They found other uses for this one, though.
Finally, a couples sex toy:
It definitely won the "Looks Most Like Sperm" award.
After really familiarizing themselves with women's sex toys, the men felt lots of feelings. Mostly, this guy was relieved because now the pressure's off. He'll let the machine handle everything.